Monday, December 29, 2008

FINAL FILM EXAM scheduled for FRIDAY 16 January 2009 in Regular Classroom

FILM EXAM
FRIDAY 16 January 2009
In Regular Classroom


The FINAL EXAM is scheduled for 16 January 2009. The exam will cover Chapter 3 (Mise-en-Scene), as well as the Study Pictures sent after the midterm and the handout on the Animated Film.

BIBLE: Week of 6 January 2009: Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther (Class Edits)

Class Edits
(1 & 2 Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther)
Week of 25 December 2007


1 Chronicles

The two books of Chronicles are dated after the Exile (after 539). Much of the material in these books repeats, sometimes exactly, material in the books of Kings. Yet there are differences, including additions and omissions. Chronicles is focused mostly on Judah; all reference to Israel concerns Judah. Since Israel (the ten northern tribes) had ceased to exist, with no promise of return, it no longer concerned the Chronicler. Israel's future lay with the House of David. So begins the Jewish quest for an anointed king: a Messiah, from the house of David. So Chronicles is an idealized version of Jewish history. Its concern is mainly with "all Israel" represented by the house of David and his son Solomon. "All Israel" suggests a united monarchy, which as we saw in Kings, never was. Missing here are David's faults (adultery with Bathsheba, etc.); the battle for succession (David and Solomon peaceably receive their crowns), etc. The focus in Kings is on sin (why God punished the Hebrew people); the focus in Chronicles is on repentance (why God will forgive the Hebrew people). By the time of Chronicles, Cyrus, the Persian, had conquered Babylon, ending the fifty-year Babylonian Captivity, inviting the Jews to restore their temple in Jerusalem. The books of Ezra and Nehemiah are related to Chronicles, advancing the story of the restoration of the Jews in Jerusalem and Judah.

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1: Adam, Seth, Enosh;
4: Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
Chronicles begins on the first genealogies, to remind the Jews after the exile and to insure a continuous history with meaning. These books are full of such genealogies, omitted here. But the focus is on the house of David, with its eternal promise of a Messiah (anointed king).

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13: Saul died for his unfaithfulness; he was unfaithful to the LORD,
Saul is dismissed in Chronicles, concerned mainly with the House of David. There is no battle for the kingdom here. David gets the crown easily, from God.
14:  Therefore the LORD slew him, and turned the kingdom over to David the son of Jesse.

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1: Then all Israel gathered together to David at Hebron, and said, "Behold, we are your bone and flesh.
Note the idealized unity here, which Kings contradicts. In Kings we get constant tribal feuds, omitted here. The phrase, "all Israel" suggests a unity of the northern and southern kingdoms that is proved false by Kings (a more truthful record).

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38: . . . . [A]ll the rest of Israel were of a single mind to make David king.
Again, note the clause, "all the rest of Israel were of a single mind," as if to create an ideal unity of mind in choosing David as king (not so, says Kings).

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1: In the spring of the year, the time when kings go forth to battle, Joab led the army. But David remained at Jerusalem.
In Kings this is the point where David lusts after Bathsheba; here this is omitted. The writer of Chronicles idealizes David.
5: And there was again war with the Philistines; and Elha'nan the son of Ja'ir slew Lahmi the brother of Goliath the Gittite, the shaft of whose spear was like a weaver's beam.
Note, the writer corrects the "mistake" of 2 Samuel 21:19, where it is said that Elhanan slew Goliath, contradicting 1 Samuel 17:49 where it is said David slew Goliath. Consistency is reached here by saying that Elhanan slew the "brother" of Goliath.

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1: Satan stood up against Israel, and incited David to number Israel.
In 2 Samuel 24:1, God tempts David. This was unacceptable to the Chronicler, who makes Satan tempt David. But this introduces a "dualism" into Hebrew thought; namely, that there are two equal powers in the world: God and Satan. Soon "Satan" becomes God's adversary, especially in the New Testament, where Satan offers Jesus the world (since it belongs to Satan).

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23: Solomon sat on the throne of the LORD as king; he prospered, and all Israel obeyed him.
Note again the reference to "all Israel" and "all the leaders and sons of David" (v. 24). This omits the family battles for the crown and Solomon's bloodbath, killing his own family and David's enemies.
24: All the leaders and the mighty men, and also all the sons of King David, pledged their allegiance to King Solomon.
28: Then David died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honor; and Solomon his son reigned in his stead.
Compare the simple report of David's death in 1 Kings 2:10: "Then David rested with his fathers."

2 Chronicles

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3: And Solomon, and all the assembly with him, went to the high place that was at Gibeon; for the tent of meeting of God, which Moses the servant of the LORD had made in the wilderness, was there.

Compare with 1 Kings 3:4: "The king went to Gibeon to offer sacrifices, for that was the most important high place. . . ." Here Solomon prays before the "tent of meeting" (the tabernacle). The writer changed details to make Solomon look as good as possible. Compare with 1 Kings 3:3: "Solomon showed his love for the LORD by walking according to the statutes of his father David, except he offered sacrifices and burned incense on the high places." "High places" are forbidden places of worship.

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20: Then the Spirit of God took possession of Zechari'ah [prophet]; and he said, "Thus says God, `Why do you transgress the commandments of the LORD, so that you cannot prosper? Because you have forsaken the LORD, he has forsaken you.'"
21: But they conspired against him, and by command of the king [of Judah, Jo'ash] they stoned him in the court of the house of the LORD.
22: And when he was dying, he said, "May the LORD avenge!"
23: At the end of the year the army of the Syrians came up against Jo'ash. They came to Judah and Jerusalem, and destroyed all the princes of the people from among the people, and sent their spoil to the king of Damascus.
24: Though the army of the Syrians had come with few men, the LORD delivered into their hand a very great army, because they had forsaken the LORD, the God of their fathers.
Zechariah's curse was fulfilled. Jesus refers to the murder of Zechariah in Matthew 23:35 but confuses this Zechariah with the minor prophet ("son of Bechariah").

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The following story likely influenced Jesus' parable of "The Good Samaritan" in the Gospel of LUKE:

1: Ahaz was twenty years old when he began to reign; he reigned sixteen years in Jerusalem: he did evil in the sight of the LORD:
2: For he walked in the ways of the kings of Israel, and made molten images for Baalim [gods of Ba'al].
3: Moreover, he sacrificed his sons in the fire, after the practice of the heathen.
5: So the LORD delivered him into the hand of the king of Syria; and they smote him, and carried away a great multitude of them captives, and brought them to Damascus. And he was also delivered into the hand of the king of Israel, who smote him with a great slaughter.
8: And the children of Israel carried away captive of their brethren two hundred thousand, women, sons, and daughters, and took also away much spoil from them, and brought the spoil to Samaria.
9: But a prophet of the LORD was there, whose name was Oded: and he went out before the host that came to Samaria, and said unto them, Behold, because the LORD God of your fathers was angered by Judah, he delivered them into your hand, and you have killed them in a rage that reaches up unto heaven.
10: And now you plan to keep them as slaves: but are there not with you also sins against God?
11: Now free these captives: for the anger of the LORD is upon you.
14: So the armed men left the captives and the spoil before the princes and the people.
15: And the men took the captives, and with the spoil clothed all that were naked among them, and gave them to eat and drink, and anointed them, and carried the feeble of them upon asses, and brought them to Jericho, the city of palm trees, to their brethren: then they returned to Samaria.

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9: Manas'seh seduced Judah and the inhabitants of Jerusalem, so they did more evil than the nations whom the LORD destroyed before the people of Israel.
11: Therefore the LORD brought upon them the commanders of the army of the king of Assyria, who took Manas'seh with hooks and bound him with fetters of bronze and brought him to Babylon.
12: And he humbled himself before the God of his fathers.
13: He prayed to him, and God heard his prayer and brought him again to Jerusalem into his kingdom. Then Manas'seh knew that the LORD was God.
In 2 Kings 21,Manasseh is completely evil. But the Chronicler was puzzled by the king's successful reign (55 years!). So he assumes the king's repentance. Verse 13 inspired the apocryphal Prayer of Manasseh, supposedly Manasseh's words of repentance, quoted in my commentary on 2 Kings.

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Though Josiah is praised in Kings and Chronicles, the Chronicler must "explain" why Josiah died young, so gives a reason:
20: Neco king of Egypt went up to fight at Car'chemish and Josi'ah went against him.
21: But [Neco] sent envoys to him, saying, "What have we to do with each other, king of Judah? I am not coming against you this day, but against the house with which I am at war; and God has commanded me to make haste. Cease opposing God, who is with me, lest he destroy you."
22: Nevertheless Josi'ah would not turn away from him, but disguised himself in order to fight with him. He did not listen to the words of Neco from the mouth of God, but joined battle in the plain of Megid'do.
23: And the archers shot King Josi'ah.

The Chronicler "explains" Josiah's death by saying his battle against Neco was against "the mouth of God." There is no mention of this in 2 Kings 29ff.

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20: [The king of Babylon] took into exile in Babylon those who had escaped from the sword,
21: to fulfil the word of the LORD by the mouth of Jeremiah, until the land had enjoyed its sabbaths. All the days that it lay desolate it kept sabbath, to fulfil seventy years.

Note the ironic reference: since the people observed no sabbaths, God forces them to observe the 70 sabbaths they missed! This refers to Jeremiah's prophecy (the book of Jeremiah) of "seventy years" (that is, from the Babylonian Captivity in 586 to the dedication of the Second Temple (516-515 BCE).
22: Now the LORD stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia so he proclaimed in all his kingdom:
23: "Thus says Cyrus king of Persia, `The LORD, the God of heaven, has given me all the kingdoms of the earth, and he has charged me to build him a house at Jerusalem, which is in Judah. Whoever is among you of all his people, may the LORD his God be with him. Let him go up.'"
Cyrus is under God's control (he's called Messiah in Isaiah). Chronicles ends the Hebrew Bible (Malachi ends the Old Testament in the Christian arrangement). Thus the Hebrew Bible ends on hope, based on rebuilding the Temple. Since Christians found their hope in Jesus, not the temple, they arranged the Old Testament differently; Malachi speaks of a "curse," which suited the Christian need for a redeemer. Now begins the post-exile, seen as ordained by God, through Cyrus:

EZRA

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1: In the first year of Cyrus king of Persia, that the word of the LORD by the mouth of Jeremiah might be accomplished, the LORD stirred up the spirit of Cyrus king of Persia so that he made a proclamation throughout all his kingdom and also put it in writing:
2: "Thus says Cyrus king of Persia: The LORD, the God of heaven, has given me all the kingdoms of the earth, and he has charged me to build him a house at Jerusalem, which is in Judah.
3: Whoever is among you of all his people, may his God be with him, and let him go up to Jerusalem, which is in Judah, and rebuild the house of the LORD, the God of Israel -- he is the God who is in Jerusalem."

Note how Cyrus is the Messiah, God's servant. Also, God is still defined by place (Jerusalem), as if each place had a god.
5: Then rose up the heads of the fathers' houses of Judah and Benjamin, and the priests and the Levites, every one whose spirit God had stirred to go up to rebuild the house of the LORD which is in Jerusalem.
7: Cyrus the king also brought out the vessels of the house of the LORD which Nebuchadnez'zar had carried away from Jerusalem and placed in the house of his gods.

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2: Then arose Jeshua [high priest]with his fellow priests, and Zerub'babel [governor] with his kinsmen; they built the altar of the God of Israel, to offer burnt offerings upon it, as it is written in the law of Moses man of God.

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1: Now when the adversaries of Judah and Benjamin heard the returned exiles were building a temple to the LORD, the God of Israel,
2: they approached Zerub'babel and the heads of fathers' houses and said to them, "Let us build with you; for we worship your God as you do, and we have been sacrificing to him ever since the days of the king of Assyria who brought us here."

But the Samaritan religion was syncretistic, a blend of many religions:
3: But Zerub'babel, Jeshua, and the rest of the heads of fathers' houses in Israel said to them, "You have nothing to do with us in building a house to our God; but we alone will build to the LORD, the God of Israel, as King Cyrus the king of Persia has commanded us."

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1: The officials approached me and said, "The people of Israel and the priests and the Levites have not separated themselves from the peoples of the lands with their abominations.
2: For they have taken some of their daughters to be wives for themselves and for their sons; so that the holy race has mixed itself with the peoples of the lands."
3: When I heard this, I tore my clothes, and pulled hair from my head and beard.
5: At the evening sacrifice I fell upon my knees and spread out my hands to the LORD my God,
6: saying: "O my God, our guilt has mounted up to the heavens.
7: And for our iniquities we, our kings, and our priests have been given into the hand of the kings of the lands, to the sword, to captivity, to plundering, and to utter shame, as at this day."
This concerns intermarriage between Jews and non-Jews.

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44: All who had married foreign women put them away with their children.
Some scholars claim the book of Ruth was written in answer to this policy, seen as "inhumane."

Nehemiah

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1: When wine was before King Ar-ta-xerx'es, I [Nehemiah] took up the wine and gave it to the king.
2: And the king said to me, "Why is your face sad, seeing you are not sick? This is nothing but sadness of the heart."
3: I said to the king, "Why should not my face be sad, when the city, the place of my fathers' sepulchres [tombs], lies waste, and its gates have been destroyed by fire?"
5: And I said to the king, "If it pleases you, send me to Judah, that I may rebuild it."
6: So it pleased the king to send me.
15: Then I went up in the night and inspected the wall and returned.
17: Then I said, "You see how Jerusalem lies in ruins with its gates burned. Come, let us build the wall of Jerusalem, that we may no longer suffer disgrace."
19: But when Sanbal'lat the Hor'onite and Tobi'ah the servant, the Ammonite, and Geshem the Arab heard of it, they mocked us and despised us and said, "Are you rebelling against the king?"

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7: But when they heard that the repairing of the walls of Jerusalem was going forward,
8: they plotted against Jerusalem to cause confusion.
16: From that day on, half of my servants worked on construction, and half held the spears, shields, bows, and coats of mail.
Nehemiah is a useful text to inspire completion of difficult tasks. Here nothing could stop Nehemiah rebuilding the wall. In this he resembles Joshua who, as the spiritual says, "never stopped his work until his work was done."

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7: I brought charges against the nobles and the officials. "You are exacting interest, each from his brother." And I held a great assembly against them,
8: and said, "We, as far as we are able, have bought back our Jewish brethren who have been sold to the nations; but you sell your brethren so they may be sold to us!" They could not find a word to say.
9: So I said, "This is not good. Ought you not to walk in the fear of our God to prevent the taunts of the nations our enemies?

This is a theme of social oppression that will occupy the later prophets (Amos was outspoken about this). Hebrew law was based on a kind of socialism, preventing class differences, including laws for a Jubilee year returning land to its original owners, etc.
11: Return their fields, their vineyards, their olive orchards, and their houses, and the hundredth of money, grain, wine, and oil which you have been exacting of them."
12: They said, "We will do as you say."
13: I shook out my lap and said, "So may God shake out every man from his house and from his labor who does not perform this promise." All the assembly said "Amen" and praised the LORD. And the people did as they had promised.
"Amen" means "certainly," as in the  Gospel refrain, "Certainly, Lord."

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15: So the wall was finished on the twenty-fifth day of the month Elul, in fifty-two days.
16: And the nations round about us were afraid and fell in their own esteem; for they saw this work was accomplished with the help of our God.

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5: And Ezra opened the book [of Moses] in the sight of all the people, for he was above all the people [standing on a pulpit]; and when he opened it the people stood.
6: And Ezra blessed the LORD, the great God; and all the people answered, "Amen, Amen," lifting up their hands; and they worshiped the LORD with their faces to the ground.
8: And they read from the book and gave the sense, so the people understood the reading.
By this time, many Jews did not understand Hebrew, so the text had to be translated and  "explained."

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2: And the Israelites separated themselves from all foreigners, and stood and confessed their sins and those of their fathers.
6: And Ezra said: "Thou art the LORD, thou alone.
26: "Nevertheless [your people] were disobedient and rebelled against you and cast your law behind their back and killed your prophets, who had warned them in order to turn them back to thee.
30: Therefore you gave them into the hand of the peoples of the lands.
33: Yet you have been just in all that has come upon us, for we have acted wickedly;
36: Behold, we are slaves in the land thou gavest to our fathers.
37: And its rich yield goes to the kings whom thou hast set over us because of our sins; they have power also over our bodies, and we are in great distress."
38: Because of all this we make a covenant and write it, and our princes, our Levites, and our priests set their seal to it.
The people rededicate themselves to God's covenant.

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30: We will not give our daughters to the peoples of the land or take their daughters for our sons;
31: and if the peoples of the land bring in wares or any grain on the sabbath day to sell, we will not buy from them on the sabbath or on a holy day; and we will forego the crops of the seventh year and every debt.

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1: Now the leaders of the people lived in Jerusalem; and the rest of the people cast lots to bring one of ten to live in Jerusalem the holy city, while nine tenths remained in the other towns.
2: And the people blessed all who willingly offered to live in Jerusalem.
This action will be repeated during the Zionist repopulation of Israel in the early part of the 20th century.

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19: When it began to be dark at the gates of Jerusalem before the sabbath, I ordered the doors should be shut and not opened until after the sabbath.
23: In those days also I saw the Jews who had married women of Ashdod, Ammon, and Moab;
24: and half their children spoke the language of Ashdod, and they could not speak the language of Judah, but the language of each people.
25: And I cursed them and beat some of them and pulled out their hair; and I made them take oath in the name of God, saying, "You shall not give your daughters to their sons, or take their daughters for your sons or for yourselves.
30: Thus I cleansed them from everything foreign, and I established the duties of the priests and Levites, each in his work;
31: Remember me, O my God, for good.

Esther

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The book of Esther is dated between the Persian period (5th century BCE) up to the second or first century BCE. It's fiction (like the book of Ruth) and the only book in the Bible not to mention  "God." So text was added in later translations. The emphasis in the original is on luck and Esther's beauty; additions show Esther's devotion to God. "Ahasuerus" is another name for King Xerxes I. (A previous Persian king, Cyrus, liberated the Jews from Babylonian captivity in 539 BCE.)
    Esther tells the story of a plot against Jews in the Persian kingdom (during the diaspora, or dispersion of the Jews), which, by a lucky reversal, punishes the plotter (Haman) rather than the Jews. The story is built on reversals. The day for killing all the Jews is based on luck (throwing lots). The Hebrew word for lot is "pur" (lots: purim). So Esther is read on the Feast of Purim in March. Scholars agree the book is "etiological": The holiday was the Persian New Year, which Jews now explained as a Jewish holiday.
    The king seems so stupid he believes what officials tell him; he orders the killing of a whole people but doesn't remember it. It's a lesson on the dangers of modern bureaucracy, where common sense and justice are lost in a maze of official business.
     Irony is used: Haman is hung on the gallows he built for his enemy. Trying to degrade Mordecai, he raises him in the king's eyes. Begging for his life from Esther, Haman looks like he's  assaulting her, so loses his life. And so on.
    Mordecai is from the tribe of Benjamin. Haman is an Agagite (after King Agag of the Amalekites). Saul lost his kingdom because Samuel told him to kill King Agag during the war; Saul did not, so God rejected Saul. This tale reverses the mistake Saul made. This time the Amalekites are punished, through Haman. Note the emphasis on the Persian "law," to make it look foolish:

2: In those days when King Ahasu-e'rus [Xerxes] sat on his royal throne in Susa the capital,
3: in the third year of his reign he gave a banquet for the nobles,
10: On the seventh day he commanded his seven eunuchs
11: to bring Queen Vashti before the king with her royal crown, to show the peoples and the princes her beauty.
12: But Queen Vashti refused. The king was enraged.
13: Then he said to the wise men,
15: "According to the law, what is to be done to Queen Vashti?"
16: Then Memu'can said to the king and princes,
17: "This deed of the queen will be made known to all women, causing them to look with contempt upon their husbands.'
19: If it please the king, let a royal order go forth from him, and let it be written among the laws of the Persians and the Medes so that it may not be altered, that Vashti is to come no more before King Ahasu-e'rus; and let the king give her royal position to another who is better than she."
The motif of a law not allowed to be changed becomes important later.

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5: Now there was a Jew in Susa the capital whose name was Mor'decai, the son of Kish, a Benjaminite,
6: who had been carried away from Jerusalem among the captives carried away with Jeconi'ah [Jehoiakin] king of Judah, whom Nebuchadnez'zar king of Babylon had carried away.
This is the first Babylonian deportation, 597, ten years before Judah fell to the Babylonians (587/6 BCE).
7: He had brought up Hadas'sah (Esther), the daughter of his uncle, for she had no father or mother; she was beautiful and lovely.
8: When the king's order was proclaimed, Esther was taken into the king's palace and put in custody of Hegai who had charge of the women.
10: Esther had not made known her people or kindred, for Mor'decai told her not to make it known.
16: And when Esther was taken to King Ahasu-e'rus into his royal palace,
17: the king loved Esther more than all the women, so he made her queen instead of Vashti.
21: As Mor'decai was sitting at the king's gate, Bigthan and Teresh, the king's eunuchs, who guarded the threshold, became angry and sought to lay hands on King Ahasu-e'rus.
22: And he told it to Queen Esther, and Esther told the king in the name of Mor'decai.
23: The men were hanged. It was recorded in the Book of the Chronicles in the presence of the king.

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1: After these things King Ahasu-e'rus promoted Haman the Ag'agite, and set his seat above all the princes who were with him.
2: And all the king's servants who were at the king's gate bowed down to Haman. But Mor'decai did not bow.
5: Haman was filled with fury.

Probably his Jewish religion explains Mordecai's action.
6: So Haman sought to destroy all the Jews.
7: In the first month, which is the month of Nisan, in the twelfth year of King Ahasu-e'rus, they cast Pur, that is the lot, before Haman day after day; and they cast it month after month till the twelfth month, which is the month of Adar.

This is where the Feast of Purim ("lots") gets its name; it was adopted from a Persian feast and given special meaning for Jews. Purim is celebrated today as a joyful feast, when the Jews saved themselves. On the evening and morning of this feast, the "megillah" (scroll) of Esther is read.
8: Then Haman said to King Ahasu-e'rus, "There is a certain people scattered abroad and dispersed among the peoples in all the provinces of your kingdom; their laws are different from those of every other people, and they do not keep the king's laws, so it is not for the king's profit to tolerate them.
9: If it please the king, let it be decreed they be destroyed."
13: Letters were sent to all the king's provinces, to destroy all Jews in one day, the thirteenth day of the twelfth month, the month of Adar, and to seize their goods.

Note the satiric voice against Persian laws. Although laws are passed and there is a great system of advertising those laws, the laws are ridiculous and unjust (as we saw in other parts of the story); so the book of Esther may be a satire on unjust laws compared to God's law.

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<>3: And there was mourning among Jews.
4: The queen was distressed; she sent garments to clothe Mor'decai, so he might take off his sackcloth, but he would not accept them.
5: Then Esther called for Hathach, one of the king's eunuchs, and ordered him to ask Mor'decai what this was and why.
10: [Once told], Esther gave
Hathach a message for Mor'decai, saying,
11: "All the king's servants and the people of the king's provinces know that if anyone goes to the king without being called, all are to put to death, except the one to whom the king holds out the golden scepter. And I have not been called to come in to the king these thirty days."
12: And they told Mor'decai what Esther said.
13: Then Mor'decai told them to return answer to Esther, "Think not that in the king's palace you will escape any more than all the other Jews.
14: If you keep silence at such a time as this, relief and deliverance will rise for the Jews from another quarter, but you and your father's house will perish. And who knows whether you have not come to the kingdom for such a time as this?"

There is no mention of God, but there is fasting before Esther does her deed.
15: Then Esther told them to reply to Mor'decai,
16: "Go, gather all the Jews to be found in Susa, and hold a fast on my behalf, and neither eat nor drink for three days. I and my maids will also fast as you do. Then I will go to the king, though it is against the law; and if I perish, I perish."

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1: On the third day Esther put on her royal robes and stood in the inner court of the king's palace, opposite the king's hall
2: and she found favor in his sight and he held out to Esther the golden scepter. Esther approached and touched the top of the scepter.
3: And the king said, "What is it, Queen Esther? What is your request? It shall be given you, even to the half of my kingdom."
4: And Esther said, "If it please the king, let the king and Haman come this day to a dinner that I have prepared for the king."
It's not clear why she doesn't ask her favor now. Perhaps she's trying to soften him up..
5: Then said the king, "Bring Haman, that we may do as Esther desires." So the king and Haman came.
6: As they were drinking wine, the king said to Esther, "What is your request? Even to the half of my kingdom, it shall be fulfilled."
7: But Esther said, "My petition and my request is:
8: If I have found favor in the sight of the king, and if it please the king to grant my petition and fulfil my request, let the king and Haman come tomorrow to the dinner which I will prepare for them, and tomorrow I will do as the king has said."
There is a fairy tale quality to these repeats. Ironically, when Haman thinks events favor him, they're turning against him. He thinks he's advancing in the king's court because the queen has invited him to dinner; the truth is the reverse.
9: And Haman went out that day glad of heart. But when he saw Mor'decai in the king's gate, that he neither rose nor trembled before him, he was filled with anger.
10: Still Haman restrained himself, and went home; and he sent and fetched his friends and his wife Zeresh.
11: And Haman recounted to them the splendor of his riches, the number of his sons, all the promotions with which the king had honored him, and how he had advanced him above the princes and the servants of the king.
12: And Haman added, "Even Queen Esther let no one come with the king to the banquet she prepared but myself. And tomorrow I am invited by her together with the king.
13: But this does me no good, so long as I see Mor'decai the Jew sitting at the king's gate."
14: Then his wife Zeresh and all his friends said to him, "Let a gallows fifty cubits high be made, and in the morning tell the king to have Mor'decai hanged upon it; then go merrily with the king to the dinner." This counsel pleased Haman, and he had the gallows made.

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1: On that night the king could not sleep; and he gave orders to bring the book of memorable deeds, the chronicles, and they were read before the king.
2: And it was found written how Mor'decai had told about the king's eunuchs who had sought to lay hands upon the king.
6: Haman came in, and the king said to him, "What shall be done to the man whom the king delights to honor?" And Haman thought, "Whom would the king delight to honor more than me?"
7: So Haman said to the king,
8: "Let royal robes be brought, and the horse which the king has ridden, and on whose head a royal crown is set;
9: and let the robes and the horse be handed over to one of the king's most noble princes; let him array the man whom the king delights to honor, and let him conduct the man on horseback through the open square of the city, proclaiming before him: `Thus shall it be done to the man whom the king delights to honor.'"

The king is thinking of Mordecai, but Haman thinks he means himself! Haman's advice glorifies Haman's enemy, Mordecai. More irony! This is a lot like Hannah's prayer, later adopted as the Virgin Mary's Magnificat (in LUKE); that is, a prayer of reversals.
10: Then the king said to Haman, "Make haste, take the robes and the horse, as you have said, and do so to Mor'decai the Jew who sits at the king's gate. Leave out nothing you have mentioned."

Note the king's ironic words: "Leave out nothing  you have mentioned."

7

1: So the king and Haman went in to feast with Queen Esther.
2: And on the second day, as they were drinking wine, the king again said to Esther, "What is your wish, Queen Esther?"
3: Then Queen Esther answered, "If I have found favor in your sight, O king, let my life be given me at my request, and my people at my request.
5: Then King Ahasu-e'rus said to Queen Esther, "Who is he, and where is he, that would dare do this?"
6: And Esther said, "This wicked Haman!" Then Haman was in terror.
7: And the king rose from the feast in wrath and went into the palace garden; Haman stayed to beg his life from Esther.
8: And the king returned as Haman was falling on the couch where Esther was; and the king said, "Will he assault the queen in my presence, in my own house?"
9: Then said Harbo'na, one of the eunuchs in attendance on the king, "The gallows which Haman prepared for Mor'decai, whose word saved the king, is standing in Haman's house, fifty cubits high."
10: And the king said, "Hang him on that."
Haman is hanged on the gallows he had built to hang Mordecai.

8

1: On that day King Ahasu-e'rus gave to Queen Esther the house of Haman, the enemy of the Jews. And Mor'decai came before the king, for Esther had told what he was to her;
2: and the king took off his signet ring, which he had taken from Haman, and gave it to Mor'decai. And Esther set Mor'decai over the house of Haman.
3: Then Esther spoke again to the king; she fell at his feet and begged with tears to stop the Haman's plot against the Jews.
5: And she said, "If it please the king, let an order be written to revoke the letters devised by Haman, which he wrote to destroy the Jews who are in all the lands of the king.
6: For how can I endure to see the ruin of my people?"
7: Then King Ahasu-e'rus said to Queen Esther and to Mor'decai the Jew,
8: "You may write as you please with regard to the Jews, in the name of the king, and seal it with the king's ring; for an edict written in the name of the king and sealed with the king's ring cannot be revoked."

Since a Persian law can not be undone, the solution was to give the Jews the right to fight back, which is done:
17: And there was joy among the Jews, a feast and a holiday. And many declared themselves Jews, for the fear of the Jews had fallen upon them.
People are so afraid of the revenge of the Jews on the 13th day of Adar, that they pretend they themselves are Jews.

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13: And Esther said, "If it please the king, let the ten sons of Haman be hanged on the gallows."
14: So the king commanded this to be done; and Haman's ten sons were hanged.
26: Therefore they called the feast Purim, after the term Pur.


Additions to the Book of Esther

Part of the Apocrypha (and "deuterocanonical" [=second canon] for Catholics).

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Having learned of the king's order to kill the Jews in his kingdom,

8: Mordecai prayed to the Lord. He said:
9: "O Lord,
12: You know all things; you know, O Lord, that it was not in insolence or pride or for any love of glory that I did this, and refused to bow down to this proud Haman.
14: But I did this to set the glory of man above the glory of God, and I will not bow down to any one but to thee, who art my Lord; and I will not do this in pride.

Note a more theological point of view (pride, devotion to God, etc.)
15: And now, O Lord God and King, God of Abraham, spare thy people.
16: Do not neglect thy portion, which thou didst redeem for thyself out of the land of Egypt."

14

1: And Esther the queen, seized with deathly anxiety, fled to the Lord;
2: she took off her splendid apparel and put on the garments of distress and mourning, and instead of costly perfumes she covered her head with ashes and dung, and she humbled her body, and every part that she loved to adorn she covered with her tangled hair.

The additions reverse the Hebrew text: instead of dressing herself in beauty, Esther dresses herself humbly and prays to God:
15: "Thou hast knowledge of all things; and thou knowest I hate the splendor of the wicked and abhor the bed of the uncircumcised and of any alien.

The Apocrypha reverses the point of the canonical tale; namely, that Jews can adapt to a foreign culture. Here the message is that foreign culture is evil and accepted only from necessity.
18: Thy servant has had no joy since the day that I was brought here until now, except in thee, O Lord God of Abraham.

15

8: Then God changed the spirit of the king to gentleness.
Note (above, v. 8) that these additions more than make up for the lack of God's name in the original Hebrew text; here God is the source of the Jews' changed forture.

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Finally the reason for calling the Feast of Purim "Purim" has a different (more theological) meaning: "lot" here means Israel as God's chosen lot.
7:
For this purpose God made two lots, one for the people of God and one for the nations.
9: And God remembered his people.
10: So they will observe these days in the month of Adar, on the fourteenth and fifteenth of that month, with joy before God, forever among his people Israel."


ESTHER: A Retelling

Xerxes, king of Persia, held a banquet. He wished to show off his wife, Queen Vashti. But she refused to come.
    Angered, he made Esther queen.
     Unknown to him, she was Jewish and an orphan. Her cousin, Mordecai, raised her.
    Mordecai was the king's gate officer. He heard of a plot to kill the king and told Esther, who told the king. The men who planned to kill the king were hanged.
    Then Haman was promoted above other nobles. But Mordecai refused to bow to him. So Haman planned to kill Mordecai and his people.
    He cast lots (purim) to choose the day. The 13th day of the 12th month was chosen. A gallows was built for Mordecai.
    Haman told the king there were subjects who did not obey the king's laws. So the king agreed to have these people killed.
    When Mordecai heard of the plot to kill his people, he begged Queen Esther for help.
    One night, unable to sleep, the king read the history of his kingdom and learned how Mordecai saved his life.
    He asked Haman how a good man should be rewarded. Haman thought the king was speaking of himself and recommended high honors. So Haman, by his own words, was forced to honor his enemy, Mordecai.
    Esther took a chance and asked her husband, the king, for a favor. He agreed to hold a dinner and invite Haman, who was happy to be favored.
     Esther then asked for another favor, to save herself and her people from death. She explained that Haman was the cause.
    Angered, the king left his room, while Haman begged Esther for his life. Returning, the king thought Haman was attacking his wife. He ordered him killed on the gallows made for Mordecai.
    In Persia a law could not be changed. So a new law was made, allowing Jews to defend themselves. So the fate of the Jews was reversed: they killed those who meant to kill them.
    This day is honored as the Jewish feast called Purim, based on the lots ("purim") Haman threw to choose the day the Jews should be killed. The lot ("pur") cast for the Jews' death became their feast day instead.
    The megillah (scroll) of Esther is read on this day.
    The book of Esther can be read on many levels. One way is in view of the feud between the Amalekites and the Jews (here, the Bejaminites).
    Another reading is the Jewish idea of reversal, similar in Hannah's prayer and Mary's Magnificat (LUKE).
    Though the book of Esther never mentions "God," the text suggests God's power to reverse laws and Fate.



Sunday, December 28, 2008

Eartha Kitt ("Santa Baby") Dies

ESL: Home Listening Due Sunday 4 January 2009

KEEP YOUR RESOLUTION
Due 4 January 2009

1. What is one of the most popular New Year's resolutions?
2. What is the biggest tip to lose weight?
3. What does making something a part of one's lifestyle mean?
4. What should be "tangible"?
5. What two ways can one turn one's good thoughts into practice?
6. Why should one get fitness videos?
7. What is the problem with having great thoughts (about losing weight)?
8. What kind of "holiday cleaning" should one do?
9. Name three "cheat" foods the guest mentions.
10. If you want to cheat on your cravings, what does the guest say is the key thing you should do?
11. What is the risk of having a brownie in the refrigerator?
12. What does the guest say should take control over impulse?
13. What does the guest say the person who controls their appetite for even one week should receive?
14. Give two examples of a reward one should give oneself if one keeps one's weight-reduction program?
15. Name the guest's three rules of shopping.
16. What are two good protein sources?
17. Where does one find fruits and vegetables in a supermarket? (The guest uses a single word to describe this section.)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

2 Kings (Class Edit) Week of 30 December 2008

2 Kings

1

1: After Ahab's death, Moab rebelled against Israel.
2: Now Ahazi'ah fell through the lattice in his upper chamber in Sama'ria, and lay sick; so he sent messengers, telling them, "Go, inquire of Ba'al-ze'bub, the god of Ekron [that is, the Philistines], whether I shall recover from this sickness."
3: But the angel of the LORD said to Eli'jah the Tishbite, "Arise, go to the messengers of the king of Sama'ria, and say to them, `Is there no God in Israel that you wish to inquire of Ba'al-ze'bub, the god of Ekron?'
4: Therefore thus says the LORD, `You shall not come down from the bed to which you have gone, but shall surely die.'"
When the king asks what kind of man this was, Elijah is described the following way:

8: They answered him, "He wore a garment of haircloth, with a girdle of leather about his loins." And he said, "It is Eli'jah the Tishbite."
John the Baptist is later described this way.
17: So he died according to the word of the LORD which Eli'jah had spoken. Jeho'ram, his brother, became king in his stead in the second year of Jeho'ram the son of Jehosh'aphat, king of Judah, because Ahazi'ah had no son.

2

1: Now when the LORD was about to take Eli'jah up to heaven by a whirlwind, Eli'jah and Eli'sha were on their way from Gilgal.
Elijah tells Elisha to wait while he goes first to Bethel, then Jericho, then the Jordan. Elisha refuses each time, proof that Elisha is a worthy successor:
8: Then Eli'jah took his mantle, and rolled it up, and struck the water, and the water was parted to the one side and to the other, till the two of them could go over on dry ground.
This, like the later parting of the water by Elisha, refers back to Moses and Joshua parting the waters.
11: And behold, a chariot of fire and horses of fire separated the two of them. And Eli'jah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.
12: And Eli'sha saw it and he cried, "My father, my father! the chariots of Israel and its horsemen!"
"The chariots of Israel" are the power of God.
14: Then he took Elijah's mantle and struck the water, saying, "Where is the LORD, the God of Eli'jah?" And when he had struck the water, the water was parted and Eli'sha crossed.
This means that Elisha has inherited the spirit of God, just like Elijah. Today we say a successor has inherited the mantle of a predecessor. Elisha in. v. 14 repeats the similar acts by Moses and Joshua in parting the waters & crossing over.

4-5

These chapters relate Elisha's miracles: A woman's husband dies and she is in debt, without food. Elisha tells her to gather her only jar of oil and empty vessels from neighbors.Then she should use her full bottle of oil and pour it into the empty vessels. When there are no more empty vessels the oil stops flowing. Elisha tells her to sell the oil to pay her debts and live on the remainder. He revives a dead child by laying on him, mouth to mouth. In another miracle, he cures poisoned food. A worker's iron ax falls into the water and Elisha makes it float by throwing in a stick. A man brings him 20 barley loaves and fresh ears of grain. Elisha asks the man to feed a hundred men. The food is enough, with leftovers. The king of Syria's servant, Naaman, has leprosy and asks Israel's king for help. Elisha tells him to wash in the Jordan 7 times. He's cured. Grateful, Naaman asks for earth from Israel to worship Israel's God in Syria, but asks permission to bow before Syria's God, Rimnon, when with Syria's king, his master. Elisha says, "Go in peace." By saying "Go in peace," Elisha avoids the issue of whether there's only one god. Also, Naaman needs Israel's earth (dirt) to worship Israel's God, as if this God were bound to the earth. We saw this earlier when David, fleeing from Saul outside outside Israel, complains he cannot worship Jehovah. We see this also in Psalm 137 when the psalmist says he cannot worship God in a foreign land. We saw it too when Ruth tells her mother-in-law on the way to Bethlehem, "your gods will be my gods." Monotheism is still tied to place in these texts.
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16: In the fifth year of Joram the son of Ahab, king of Israel, Jeho'ram the son of Jehosh'aphat, king of Judah, began to reign.
18: And he walked in the way of the kings of Israel, as the house of Ahab had done, for the daughter of Ahab was his wife. And he did evil in the sight of the LORD.
19: Yet the LORD would not destroy Judah, for the sake of David his servant.
20: In his days Edom revolted from the rule of Judah, and set up a king of their own.

It's implied that Edom revolted (v. 20) because Jehoram did "evil in the sight of the LORD." (Edom is south of Judah, a common enemy; the story of Jacob and Esau [Edom] explained the conflict between these rivals.)

9

1: Then Eli'sha the prophet called one of the sons of the prophets and said to him, "Gird up your loins, and take this flask of oil in your hand, and go to Ramoth-gilead.
2: And when you arrive, look there for Jehu and bid him rise from among his fellows, and lead him to an inner room.
The prophet party (led by Elisha) has decided to take over, to reclaim the nation for Jehovah (the traditional religion), by killing the kings of both kingdoms. Anointing confirms Jehu as king.
3: Then pour the oil on his head, and say, `Thus says the LORD, I anoint you king over Israel.'"
16: Then Jehu mounted his chariot, and went to Jezreel, for [Israel's King] Joram lay there. And Ahazi'ah king of Judah had come down to visit Joram.
22: And when Joram saw Jehu, he said, "Is it peace, Jehu?" He answered, "What peace can there be, so long as the harlotries and the sorceries of your mother Jez'ebel are so many?"
"Peace" without "law" is no peace. Jehu kills both kings.
30: When Jehu came to Jezreel, Jez'ebel heard of it. She painted her eyes, and adorned her head, and looked out of the window.
31: As Jehu entered the gate, she said, "Is it peace, you Zimri, murderer of your master?"

Jezebel calls Jehu a "Zimri," because Zimri had assassinated (killed) a king, just like Jehu has.
32: And he lifted up his face to the window, and said, "Who is on my side? Who?" Two or three eunuchs [unsexed men] looked out at him.
33: He said, "Throw her down." They threw her down. Her blood spattered on the wall and on the horses, and they trampled on her.
35: When they went to bury her, they found no more of her than the skull and the feet and the palms of her hands.
36: When they came back and told him, he said, "This is the word of the LORD, which he spoke by his servant Eli'jah the Tishbite, `In the territory of Jezreel the dogs shall eat the flesh of Jez'ebel;
37: and the corpse of Jez'ebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the territory of Jezreel, so that no one can say, This is Jez'ebel.'"

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By trickery, Jehu kills the whole House of Ahab, including the Ba'al prophets, as predicted by God. There seems to be criticism of Jehu's actions, which was politically motivated.

31: But Jehu was not careful to walk in the law of the LORD the God of Israel with all his heart.
36: The time that Jehu reigned over Israel in Sama'ria was twenty-eight years.

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1: Now when Athali'ah the mother of Ahazi'ah saw her son (Ahazi'ah) was dead, she destroyed all the royal family.
2: But Jehosh'eba, the daughter of King Joram, sister of Ahazi'ah, took Jo'ash the son of Ahazi'ah, and stole him away from among the king's sons who were about to be slain, and she put him and his nurse in a bedchamber.
3: And he remained with her six years, hid in the house of the LORD, while Athali'ah reigned over the land.
Jehoiada, the priest, protects the boy:
12: Then [Jehoiada] put the crown upon him, and they said, "Long live the king!"
13: When Athali'ah heard the noise of the guard and of the people,
14: she tore her clothes, and cried, "Treason! Treason!"
15: Then Jehoi'ada the priest commanded the captains who were set over the army, "Bring her out between the ranks; and slay with the sword anyone who follows her."
18: Then all the people went to the house of Ba'al, and tore it down; his altars and his images they broke in pieces, and they slew Mattan the priest of Ba'al before the altars.
21: Jeho'ash was seven years old when he began to reign.

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6: In the ninth year of Hoshe'a the king of Assyria captured Sama'ria, and he carried the Israelites away to Assyria.

This is 722 BCE: the fall of the northern kingdom; note the "theodicy" in v. 7:
7: And this was because Israel had sinned against the LORD.
24: And the king of Assyria brought people from Babylon, etc. and they took possession of Sama'ria, and dwelt in its cities.
34: To this day they do according to the former manner.
This is an attack on Samaria, because "they do" according to non-Jews. So Samaritans were scorned by Judahite Jews (from Judah).  Samaria had by post-Exilic times developed a syncretistic religion, influenced by many immigrants (see v. 33 above), no longer recognizably a Jewish religion, at least according to Judah's priests.

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This begins the third and final part of 2 Kings: focused only Judah's kings, because there is no more northern kingdom. Hezekiah (next king) and Josiah are the only two kings in the books of Kings that are praised. Political success was not the standard used by the D writer; the only standard was based on religious values, to uphold traditional and centralized monotheism. The winners write the history books. Judah outlasted the northern kingdom, so it wrote the history of both kingdoms; the view we get is the view of Judah's historians.

2: Hezekiah was twenty-five years old when he began to reign; he reigned twenty-nine years in Jerusalem.
3: He did right in the eyes of the LORD, like David his father had done.
4: He removed the high places, and broke the pillars, and cut down the Ashe'rah.

21

1: Manas'seh was twelve years old when he began to reign; he reigned fifty-five years in Jerusalem.
2: He did what was evil in the sight of the LORD.

Manasseh must have done something right, since he reigned for 55 years! But the D writer doesn't see it that way, since Manasseh opposed the Jerusalem party (centralized worship, strict monotheism). He submitted to Assyria, but blended religions. Manasseh is condemned and is actually said to be the cause of Judah's fall! A bogus Prayer of Manaesseh was written to "explain" why Manasseh reigned for so long. The prayer is based on the fact, reported in 2 Chronicles, that Manasseh was captive in Assyria for a few years. This is the short Prayer:

I am weighted down with iron chains as an Assyrian captive], rejected because of my sins. Now I beg your kindness, O Lord. I have sinned. Forgive me and I will praise you all the days of my life. . . . Amen.

The writer of  2 Chronicles mentioned this prayer to explain why Manasseh had a long rein. But the D writer of Kings dismisses Manasseh completely and predicts doom for Judah (the "measuring line of Samaria" means the same judgment, doom, as Samaria, which fell in 722):
10: And the LORD said by his servants the prophets,
11: "Because Manas'seh king of Judah has committed these abominations,
13: I will stretch over Jerusalem the measuring line of Sama'ria, and the plummet of the house of Ahab; and I will wipe Jerusalem as one wipes a dish, wiping it and turning it upside down.
14: And I will cast off the remnant of my heritage, and give them into the hand of their enemies."
18: And Manas'seh slept with his fathers, and was buried in the garden of his house, in the garden of Uzza.

22

1: Josi'ah was eight years old when he began to reign, and he reigned thirty-one years in Jerusalem.

Because Josiah ruled so young, it's likely the priests shaped his rule to their ways.
2: And he did right in the eyes of the LORD.
8: And Hilki'ah the high priest said to Shaphan the secretary, "I have found the book of the law in the house of the LORD."
11: And when the king heard the words of the book of the law, he tore his clothes.
Chronicles tells another story, showing that Josiah started reforms before the book was found. Here the book is found first, followed by reforms. The book is the Book of the Law, considered to be all or part of Deuteronomy. Whether it was "found" or planted to seem like it came from Moses, is another matter.

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3: And the king made a covenant before the LORD, to walk after the LORD and to keep his commandments and his testimonies and his statutes, with all his heart and all his soul, to perform the words of this covenant that were written in this book; and all the people joined in the covenant.

Note the Deuteronomist phrase, also in the Shema, "with all his heart and all his soul." Now Josiah starts another purge of foreign idols:
4: And the king commanded to bring out of the temple of the LORD all the vessels made for Ba'al, for Ashe'rah, and the host of heaven; he burned them outside Jerusalem in the fields of the Kidron, and carried their ashes to Bethel.
5: And he deposed the idolatrous priests whom the kings of Judah had ordained to burn incense in the high places at the cities of Judah and round about Jerusalem; those also who burned incense to Ba'al, to the sun, and the moon, and the host of the heavens.

The student can see that Judah's religion was no longer pure but a syncretisic mix of many gods. This syncretism continues in modern Christianity (Christmas trees, candy canes, angels, Santa Claus, even December 25, the day of the sun god, Sol Invictus).
21: And the king commanded all the people, "Keep the passover to the LORD your God, as it is written in this book of the covenant."
22: For no such passover had been kept since the days of the judges who judged Israel, or during all the days of the kings of Israel or of the kings of Judah;
23: but in the eighteenth year of King Josi'ah this passover was kept to the LORD in Jerusalem.
25: Before him there was no king like him, who turned to the LORD with all his heart and with all his soul and with all his might, according to all the law of Moses; nor did any like him arise after him.
26: Still the LORD did not turn from his wrath, because of Manas'seh.

Though Josiah is given high approval ratings, the D writer explains why Judah fell and puts the blame on Manasseh's idolatry!
27: And the LORD said, "I will remove Judah out of my sight, as I removed Israel, and I will cast off this city which I have chosen, Jerusalem."

Note: the Lord defeated Israel and will defeat Judah, not foreign nations.
31: Jeho'ahaz was twenty-three years old when he began to reign, and he reigned three months in Jerusalem.
32: And he did what was evil in the sight of the LORD, according to all his fathers had done.

Egypt was gaining strength and had enough influence to depose Judah's king and replace him with one of her own choosing. Egypt now receives "tribute" money:
33: And Pharaoh Neco put him in bonds at Riblah in the land of Hamath, that he might not reign in Jerusalem, and laid upon the land a tribute of a hundred talents of silver and a talent of gold.
34: And Pharaoh Neco made Eli'akim the son of Josi'ah king in the place of Josi'ah his father, and changed his name to Jehoi'akim.
35: And Jehoi'akim gave the silver and the gold to Pharaoh, but he taxed the land to give the money according to the command of Pharaoh.

24

1: In his days Nebuchadnez'zar king of Babylon came up, and Jehoi'akim became his servant three years; then he turned and rebelled against him.
2: And the LORD sent against him bands of the Chalde'ans [Babylonians], and bands of the Syrians, and bands of the Moabites, and bands of the Ammonites, and sent them against Judah to destroy it, according to the word of the LORD which he spoke by his servants the prophets.
3: Surely this happened because of the sins of Manas'seh,

The new power is now the Babylonians (sometimes called the Neo-Babylonians, because there was an older power called the Babylonians). Manasseh is blamed for this too!
6: Jehoi'akim slept with his fathers, and Jehoi'achin his son reigned in his stead.
8: Jehoi'achin was eighteen years old when he became king; he reigned three months in Jerusalem.
9: He did evil in the sight of the LORD.
11: And Nebuchadnez'zar king of Babylon came to the city, while his servants were besieging it. . . .
12: The king of Babylon took him prisoner in the eighth year of his reign,
13: and carried off the treasures of the house of the LORD, and the treasures of the king's house, and cut in pieces the vessels of gold in the temple of the LORD, which Solomon had made, as the LORD had foretold.
14: He carried away all Jerusalem, and the princes, ten thousand captives, and the craftsmen and smiths; none remained, except the poorest people of the land.
15: And he carried away Jehoi'achin to Babylon,
17: And Babylon made Mattani'ah, Jehoi'achin's uncle, king in his stead, and changed his name to Zedeki'ah.
18: Zedeki'ah was twenty-one years old when he became king, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem.
19: And he did evil in the sight of the LORD, like Jehoi'akim.
20: And Zedeki'ah rebelled against the king of Babylon.

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1: And in the ninth year of his reign, in the tenth month, on the tenth day of the month, Nebuchadnez'zar king of Babylon came with his army against Jerusalem, and laid siege to it.
4: Then a breach was made in the city; the king with all the men of war fled by night.
5: But the army of the Chalde'ans pursued the king, and overtook him in the plains of Jericho; and his army was scattered.
7: They slew Zedeki'ah's sons before his eyes, and put out his eyes and bound him in chains, and took him to Babylon.
8: In the fifth month, on the seventh day of the month, Nebu'zarad'an, a servant of the king of Babylon, came to Jerusalem.
9: And he burned the house of the LORD, and the king's house and all the houses of Jerusalem; every great house he burned down
10: and the walls around Jerusalem.
11: And the rest of the people Nebu'zarad'an carried into exile.

God's Temple is destroyed. The captivity of the Jewish people is called the Babylonian Captivity and lasted 50 years, before the Persian king Cyrus defeated Babylon and allowed the Jews to return to their homeland and rebuild their temple, under Persia's toleration of foreign gods.
12: But some of the poorest were left to be vinedressers and plowmen.
22: And over the people who remained he appointed Gedali'ah the son of Ahi'kam, son of Shaphan, governor.
24: And Gedali'ah said, "Do not be afraid because of the Chalde'an officials; and serve the king of Babylon."
Gedaliah is assassinated because he's only a puppet ruler.
26: Then the people, small and great, and the captains of the forces arose, and went to Egypt; for they were afraid of the Chalde'ans.
27: And in the thirty-seventh year of the exile of Jehoi'achin king of Judah, Evil-mero'dach king of Babylon graciously freed Jehoi'achin king of Judah from prison.
29: And every day of his life he dined regularly at the king's table.
The Deuteronomist History ends on a hopeful note, with the liberation of King Jehoiachin.



Monday, December 22, 2008

Students who wish to enjoy the movie on 9 January 2009 are advised to study the enclosed lyrics.

Complete Lyrics to Li'l Abner

(Music: Gene de Paul /Lyrics: Johnny Mercer)

The Broadway musical is unique in its balanced blend of lyrics and music, unlike any other musical art form. In opera, for example, the music is more important than the text. In folk songs the text is more important than the music (the music is just a peg on which to hang the lyric). Only in the American Musical do music and lyrics perfectly complement each other, so that one without the other lessens the enjoyment of each of them). Because of the rich wordplay (puns and intricate rhymes), as well as satiric and other cultural references in these lyrics, it's best (apart from repeat hearings) to study them on the page to fully appreciate them. Because of the high literary quality of Broadway lyrics, as well as their many idiomatic constructions, the ESL student can also use them to advance English competence. However, a word of caution is necessary: Li'l Abner is supposed to take place in an imaginary hillbilly place called "Dogpatch," and their speech is supposed to represent hillbilly English, which is nonstandard English. Unlike native speakers, ESL students may be confused over this English; but worse, students may wonder which English is standard (the language they're being taught or the language here). Luckily most of the nonstandard usage involves adding an "s" to words that normally don't get an "s" in first-person constructions, such as "I rubs the sleep from my eyes" instead of "I rub the sleep from my eyes." With this caveat in mind, these lyrics should be both enjoyable and educational.

OVERTURE
(Instrumental)


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A TYPICAL DAY

Soloists: It's a typical day
In Dogpatch, USA.
Where typical folks
Do things in a typical way.
First we rubs the sleep from our eyes,
Get's our grub, and shoos 'way the flies.
We spend what's negotiable,
Then we gets sociable,
Sittin' around swappin' lies!
And then we drops by to collect unemployment pay!

All: Which leads us to say it's a typical day
In Dogpatch, USA!

Lonesome Polecat: Lonsome Polecat, Indian Brave!
Hairless Joe: Hairless Joe, me needum a shave!
Both: We livin' an' sleepin' n' doin' housekeepin' in big subterranian cave!
While Kickapoo Joy Juice we makeum is heap "grade A!"

Skraggs: Take us boys what's known as the Skraggs,
Mammy said she had us as gags!
Can't git that depressin' an' homely unlessin' ya comes from a long line o' hags!
There ain't any widders or orphans we won't betray!

Moonbeam: Howdy boys, I'm Moonbeam McSwine,
Sleepin' out with the pigs is my line.
The fellas admire me,
But they don't squire me
Unless the weather is fine!
But I does allright when the wind blows the other way!

All: Which leads us to say it's a typical day, in Dogpatch, USA...It's a typical day
(echo: it's a typical day) in Dogpatch, USA! Where typical folks: echo: typical folks)
Does things in a typical way!

Marryin' Sam: You ain't no friend t' Marryin' Sam,
If your name is Sir or Madam.
But if you're a bachelor,
Pack up yer satchel or I'll have you pushin' a pram!
For fifteen cents extra I'll furnish the bride's bouquet!

All: Which leads us to say it's a typical day, in Dogpatch, US...

Earthquake: Step aside for Earthquake McGoon!
Bustin' out all over like June!
I stands on the corner,
Enormous n' ornery,
Makin' the fairer sex swoon!
Spoken: My secret desire is to tangle with Daisy Mae!

Daisy Mae:Like he said, my name's Daisy Mae!
Cuz my ma, she planned it that way.
My one aim in life is to be a good wife,
And marry Li'l Abner someday!

All: She's practicin' up chasin' gophers an' antelopes!
She ain't never caught Li'l Abner, but she's got hopes!

Pappy: Mammy here's sassiety's queen,
And she heads the local machine.
Mammy: I'se sweet but I'se mystical,
And pugilistical,
Matter of fact the champeen!
Both: Li'l Abner we has both learned,
Still don't know how money gets earned.
His heart is the tenderest,
But neuter-genderest,
Far as young gals is concerned!
Abner: I gets purty tired of runnin' from Daisy Mae!

All: Which leads us to say it's a typical day, in Dogpatch, USA!!!!


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IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS

If I had my druthers,
I'd druther have my druthers
Than anything else I know
While you'd druther hustle
accumulatin' muscle
I'd druther watch daisies grow.

While they're growin' slow
'n the summer breeze is blowin'
My heart is overflowin' 'n so;
If I had my druthers
I'd druther have my druthers
than anything else I know.

If I had my druthers,
I'd druther have my druthers
Than work any wheres at all
It ain't that I hates it,
I often contemplates it
while watchin' the rain drops fall

I sits there for hours,
developin' my powers
a figurin' how flowers gets tall
If I had my druthers
I'd druther have my druthers
than anything else at all.


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JUBILATION T. CORNPONE


When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,
Who was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Toot your own horn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!

When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Tattered and torn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!

With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
Who was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "September Morn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!

HURRAY!

When it seemed like our brave boys would keep on fighting for months,
Who took pity on them and ca-pit-u-lated at once?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone; Unshaven and shorn - pone.
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he weren't nobody's dunce!

Who went re-con-noiter-ing to flank the enemy's rear,
Circled through the piney woods, and disappeared for a year?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Treat 'em with scorn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the missing mountaineer!

Who became so famous with a reputation so great,
That he ran for president and didn't carry a state?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Wouldn't be sworn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he made the country wait!

Stonewall Jackson got his name by standing firm in the fray.
Who was known to all his men as good ol' "Paper Mache?"
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
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Jubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!

REPRISE ( FINALE ):

Though he's gone to his reward, his mighty torch is still lit.
First in war. First in peace. First to holler, "I quit!"
Jubilation T. Cornpone;
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Jubilation T. Cornpone, he really saved the day!

MOVIE VERSES:

History says that General Grant was pretty good with a jug,
Who went drink for drink with him and wound up under the rug?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Passed out until morn - pone.
Jubilation T. Cornpone, his whiskers in his mug!

Hearing that a Northern spy had come to town for the night,
Who gained entrance to her room and lost the glorious fight?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Weary and worn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he fought all through the night!

There at Appomatox Lee and Grant were present, of course.
As Lee swept a tear away, who swept the back of his horse?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
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Jubilation T. Cornpone, a picture of remorse!


(Contributed by Tom Ritter - January 2004)


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DON'T THAT TAKE THE RAG OFF'N THE BUSH
From the Broadway Show "Li'l Abner" (1956)
(Johnny Mercer /Gene De Paul)


SPOKEN: Just remember, your Government is spending
one million dollars on one bomb just to blow your
homes off the face of the Earth. So show your
'preciation........

Don't that take the rag off'n the bush?
Don't that take the tassel off'n the corn?
Of all the very ordinary most unloved unneccesary
Places on this earth they settled on your'n
They settled on your'n
As sho' as you're born
They settled on your'n

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Will they take the huckleberry pie?
They don't wanna rest thinkin' we is the best
If ????? ????? ????? ????? ?????

Don't that take the tail off'n the bear?
Don't that take the heffer out of the barn?
Of all the very ordinary, most unloved, unnecessary
Places on this earth, the fav'rite is our'n
The fav'rite is our'n
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The fav'rite is our'n.......DOG PATCH!

(Dance Routine)

Don't that take the beard off'n a goat?
Don't that take the nap off'n the yarn?
Of all the very ordinary, most unloved, unneccesary
Places on this earth, the fav'rite is our'n

Don't that take the rag off'n the bush?
Don't that take the tassel off'n the corn?
Of all the very ordinary, most unloved, unneccesary
Places on this earth, the fav'rite is our'n......DOG PATCH!


(Transcribed by Tom Ritter & Mel Priddle - February 2004)


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NAMELY YOU


You deserve a boy who's willin', namely me.
One who'd love to raise my chillun, namely me.
Comin' home when the work is over at the close of day.
I'd be with you all the way, to love, honor, and obey.

'Cause you deserve two arms to hold you, namely mine.
There to comfort and enfold you, Rain or shine.
I deserve someone sweet and tender, bashful and shy and true.
And I know just the one who'll do, namely you.

Who's the one you're waiting for?
You're the one that I adore!
I deserve someone sweet and tender, bashful and shy and true.
And I know just the one who'll do, namely you.


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UNNECESSARY TOWN
From the show "Li'l Abner" (1956)
(Gene de Paul / Johnny Mercer)


Oh it's unnecessary
Just a speck on the map
Where the trail from the Smokies
Reaches old Gopher Gap
With the sheep in the meadow
And the bees in the comb
Oh, it's unnecessary
But it's home, sweet home

Oh it's unnecessary
Just a small little town
With the stars in the willow
And the moon beaming down
It's a rose by the fireside
Long endured ???? ????
Oh it's unnecessary
But it's home, sweet home

With the sheep in the meadow
And the bees in the comb
Oh, it's unnecessary
But it's home, sweet home


(Transcribed by Monique Adriaansen & Mel Priddle - January 2004)


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WHAT'S GOOD FOR GENERAL BULLMOOSE
(Parts 1 & 2)


Part 1:

General Bullmoose:
(Speaking
What s good for General Bullmoose is what s good for the U.S.A.
And by Dow Jones and all their little averages,
Don t you forget it! Right, boys?

Men:
(Singing)
Right!
Three rousing rahs and a few hussahs
And a hip-hip-hip hooray
What s good for General Bullmoose
Is good for the U.S.A.

Part 2:

General Bullmoose:
(Speaking)
We ll show these hillbillies what s what!
Right, boys?

All but General:
(Singing)
Right!
He makes the rules
And he intends to keep it thataway
What s good for General Bullmoose
Is good for the U.S.A.


(Transcribed by Carlene Bogle - March 2004)


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THE COUNTRY'S IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS


Them city folks and friends
Are pretty much alike
Though they ain't used to living in the sticks
We don't like stone or cement
But we is in agreement
When we get started talking politics

The country's in the very best of hands
The best of hands
The best of hands

The treasury says the national debt
Is climbing to the sky
And government expenditures
Have never been so high
It makes a fellow get a
Gleam of pride when they decide
To see how our economy expands
The country's in the very best of hands

The country's in the very best of hands
The best of hands
The best of hands

You oughtta hear the senate
When their drawing up a bill
Where asses and dimwits are crowded in each conisil (sp.)
Such legal terminology
Would give your heart a thrill
There's phrases there that no one understands
The country's in the very best of hands

The building boom, they say
Is getting bigger every day
And when I asked a feller
How could everybody pay
He come up with an answer
That made everything okay
Supplies are getting greater than demands
The country's in the very best of hands

Don't you believe them congressmen
And senators are dumb
When they run into problems
That is tough to overcome
They just declare something
They call the moritorium
The upper and the lower house dismans
The country's in the very best of hands

Fox Motors is connected to the nominee
The nominee's connected to the treasury
When he ain't connected to the treasury
He sits around on his thigh bone

He sits around in his fancy car
This big congressional parking lot
Just sits around on the you know what
'Cause there they calls it their thigh bone

Them bones, them bones
Gonna rise again
Gonna excercise a franchise again
Gonna tax us up to our eyes again
When he gets them off of their thigh bone

The country's in the very best of hands
The best of hands
The best of hands

The farm bill should be
Eight-nine percent paroty
And all their fellow recommends
It should be mound at three
But eighty, ninety-five percent who cares about decree
It's paroty that no one understands
The country's in the very best of hands

Them GOP's and democrats
Each hates the other one
They's always criticizing
How the country should be run
But neither tell the public
What the others gone and done
As long as no one knows
Where no one stands
The country's in the very best of hands

They sits around and just place their ass
Where folks in congress has always sat
Just sits around on their excess bag
Up there they calls it their thigh bone

They sits around till they starts to snore
Jumps up and hollers
I has the floor
Then sits right down where they sats before
Up there they calls it their thigh bone

Them bones, them bones
Gonna cross again
So dignified and so wise again
While the budget doubles in size again
When it gets them off of their thigh bone

The country's in the very best of hands
The best of hands
The best of hands

The money that they taxes us
That's known as revenues
They compound up collaterals
Subtracts the residue

Don't worry about the principal
And interest it encrues
They're shipping all that stuff to foreign lands
The country's in the very best of hands


(Transcribed by Carlene Bogle - 2002)


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OH, HAPPY DAY


Oh happy day when miracles take place, and scientists control the human race.
When we assume authority of human chromosomes;
And assembly line women, conveyor belt men,
Settle down in push button homes.
Oh happy day when all the cells conform, and the exceptional becomes the norm.
When from a test tube we produce gargantuas or gnomes,
And assembly line babies, conveyor belt storks,
Only come to push button homes.

So much o this, so much o that, for the ears and eyes.
So much o that, so much o this for the toes and thighs.
Pour in a pot, stir up a lot, that s the basic plan.
What have we got, I ll tell you what we ve got man made man!

Oh happy day when we can choose their looks, from formulae in scientific books.
And add their personalities from psychiatric tomes.
And assembly line husbands, conveyor belt wives,
Settle down in push button homes.

Oh happy day when all the world can see, a healthy, hearty, hale humanity.
When even tired bus ness men have hair up on their domes;
Slender-ella type mothers; and muscle beach dads. Living in gymnasium homes.
Oh happy day when in collective brains, no individuality remains.
We ll be a race of busy bees in happy honeycombs;
With automaton couples, mechanical guests, getting gassed in self service homes.

Chick after chick, chick after chick, rolling off the line.
Chick after chick, chick after chick, in the same design.
Nobody thin, nobody fat, every body stacked.
We guarantee they re gonna be firm and fully packed!

Oh happy day when boys and girls on dates, can tell electric ly if they are mates.
If he goes for her kilowatts and she enjoys his ohms,
You can bet your magnetic, combustible shirt, they ll wind up in high voltage homes.


(Transcribed by Tom Ritter - February 2004)


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WHAT'S GOOD FOR GENERAL BULLMOOSE
(Part 3)


General Bullmoose:
(Speaking)
Good. Then proceed as planned.
Right, boys?

All but General Bullmoose:
(Singing)
Right!
He calls the shots
And he expects to keep it thataway
What s good for General Bullmoose
Is good for the U.S.A.


(Transcribed by Carlene Bogle - March 2004)


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IN SOCIETY
(Instrumental & Dance)


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I'M PAST MY PRIME


Daisy Mae
Marryin' Sam
I'm past my prime
What a shame
And I'm losin' time
Guess the old clock's run down
Seventeen last spring
My, what a wasted life
Still without a ring
When will you be a wife?
I'm past my peak
You're an early antique
Look at this physique
Just hear the old bones creak
Where there was a glow
There ain't a glow no more
Now the wrinkles show
Where art Thou Romeo?

Who'd think of marryin' an octogenarian,
Oh, me, oh, my
Eighty-seven year old hag
When you're in this position you'll lose your disposition
Oh, me, oh, my
All the time it's nag, nag, nag

Life's like a song
And the happiest thing
When you're young and strong
Most everyday is spring
But it's just a crime
You can't get off the time
When you're past your prime

You's past your prime
Gettin' grumpy and grey
You's on over time
Ain't making take-home pay
Every sun that sets
All through the day I frets
Brings ya more regrets
And larger silhouettes
You's climb the heights
I is over the hill
Of romantic nights
My hand has lost it's skill
Comes the cruel dawn
I's feelin' pale and drawn
Lover boy has gone
Dog gone!

I ask you who's elated when you's Methusilated
Oh, me, oh, my
Like a mummy underground
When you is antiquated ors/and dejectaquated
Oh, me, oh, my
They'd prefers you in the round

Life's just like pie
Huckleberry or peach?
When you're young and spry
Heaven's within your reach
But it's just a crime
How can it be sublime
When you're past your prime?
When you're past your prime?
When you're past your prime?


(Transcribed by sunshine917_32 - April 2003)


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LOVE IN A HOME

You can tell,
When you open the door!
You can tell,
If there's love in a home!
Every table and chair seems to smile,
Do come in, come and stay for a while.
You almost feel you ve been there once before,
By the shine and glow of the room!
And the clock seems to chime,
Come again anytime,
You ll be welcome wherever you roam!
You can tell when there s love in a home!


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PROGRESS IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL


Progress is the root of all evil.
Progress is the cause of it all.
Our living standard s now so good, I had to change my neighborhood.
Where is Levitown?
Billionaires are getting old fashioned, labor is the new fangled craze.
These lousy basic minimums are getting so high,
The workers in the plant are living better than I,
My lawyers all advise me that it s cheaper to die!
Bring back the good old days.

Progress is the root of all evil, Wall Street is the worst of the lot.
How can you break the market now?
The SEC will not allow - one little panic.
Money nowadays is no problem, not with all these new giveaways.
I went to see a television quiz show today,
I thought at least I d wind up with a Caddy Coupe
But dammit if they didn t try to give me away!
Bring back the good old days.

Progress is the root of all evil, progress is the cause of it all.
The world has now progressed so far,
we don t know where the hell we are ask Harry Truman.
Gone are all the lovely Strauss waltzes, Rock N Roll s becoming the craze.
The modern generation s taste is really complex.
The very thing we used to love it quickly rejects.
Whoever thought that outer space would overtake sex?
Bring back the good old days.


(Transcribed by Tom Ritter - February 2004)


PUT 'EM BACK

Put 'em back
the way they wuz
oh, put 'em back the way they wuz.
They was dumb, they was heathen,
but at least they was breathin,
so whatever else you does,

Put 'em back the way they wuz!
Put 'em back [put em back]
The way they wuz [the way they wuz]
oh, put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was plumb unattractive,
but by gum, they was active,
so I beg you kindly 'cause,
put 'em back the way they wuz!

Put 'em back [put 'em back]
The way they wuz [they way they wuz]
oh, put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was not known for beauty,
but they sho done they duty,
and they made the boudior buzz!
Put 'em back the way they wuz!
They was long, lean, and lanky,
but they loved hanky-panky
they did things that outdone duz!
Put 'em back the way they wuz!
They wuz vile lookin' varments
wearing vile lookin' garments
but they knowed a his from huz...
put 'em back the way they wuz!

Put 'em back [put 'em back]
The way they wuz [they way they wuz]
oh, put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was no shakes as lovers,
but they warmed up the covers,
covered as they wuz with fuzz!

Put 'em back the way they wuz!


(Contributed by theatregal - February 2003)


I WISH IT COULD BE (OTHERWISE)


Daisy Mae:
I wish it could be otherwise
Otherwise I m sorry we met at all
I m sorry we ever had to start with
Those wonderful dreams
You broke my heart with
I wish there was some other way
Like it is, our backs is against the wall
Just seems

Daisy Mae and Li l Abner:
That fate put this heart of mine
Under some ancient sign
Or otherwise you d still be mine
All mine
Or otherwise you d still be mine


(Transcribed by Carlene Bogle - March 2004)



DEARLY BELOVED (THE MATRIMONIAL STOMP)


Dearly beloved,
we is gathered her today HE'S STARTIN' TO
DEARLY BELOVED
To put an unfortunate, muzzuble critter away. BETTER' HE WUZ HUNG FIRST.

Remember poor Adam who got married and so it began,
That mizzuble race of creatures known as the married man. MARRIED MAN.

Then think about Sampson who was Israel's strongest male. THE STRONGEST
Til little devil a' went and gave him a "pony-tail". "PONY-TAIL"

State yo objections,
O' forever hold yo' peace, HE'S TELLIN' YOU!
STATE YOUR OBJECTIONS
You's singin' a genuine. Iron-clad, permanent lease. NEVER NO ESCAPE CLAUSE

Don't let me influence you in say'in those fatal words. FATAL WORDS!
Just let me remind you, getting married is for the birds. FOR THE BIRDS!

You gets up at the crack of dawn. THAT'S RIGHT!
Slops the hogs and y' mows the lawn. POOR SOUL!
Saws the wood and reforms the chores, UNN HUNNH!
While the rainy and wet out doors "A-CHEW"
You comes home to familiar scenes, AH, YES!
And a plate of familiar beans, "OH, NO"!
There's twenty-two screamin' kids, ALL MINE?
Makin' both of you flip yo' lids, WHAT ELSE?
You is jumpin' out of your skin, YOUR NERVES!
Then yo' mother-in-law moves in, FOR GOOD?
There's no place to rest yo' head, NO SIR!
'Cause there's other folks in yo' bed UNKNOWNS!
You has got to escape the noise FAT CHANCE!
So you has a drink with the boys 'BOUT TIME!
You proceeds to the Old Brass Rail, YOUR CHECK!
The police man throws you in jail, NO DOUGH!
You can't get a cent from your wife,
They incarcerate you for life,

Now, if you still wants this little gal as yo' lawful mate.
By the powers invested, I pronounce you man and ... WAIT!


(Transcribed by Tom Ritter - February 2004)

THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR US


He finished up, like he begun it
He went to Wahington to win a fight anad won it
Abner Yokum seen his duty and he done it
And there s room enough for us.