Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Gospel of Matthew Part 2, 6 May 2008


GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW, 2
Week of 6 May 2008

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1: And again Jesus spoke to them in parables, saying,
2: "The kingdom of heaven may be compared to a king who gave a marriage feast for his son,
3: and sent his servants to call those who were invited to the marriage feast; but they would not come,
6: others seized his servants, treated them shamefully, and killed them.
7: The king was angry, and he sent his troops and destroyed those murderers and burned their city.
8: Then he said to his servants, `The wedding is ready, but those invited were not worthy.
9: Go therefore to the thoroughfares, and invite to the marriage feast as many as you find.'
10: And those servants went out into the streets and gathered all whom they found, both bad and good; so the wedding hall was filled with guests.
11: "But when the king came in to look at the guests, he saw there a man who had no wedding garment;
12: and he said to him, `Friend, how did you get in here without a wedding garment?' And he was speechless.
13: Then the king said to the attendants, `Bind him hand and foot, and cast him into the outer darkness; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.'

The point here is dispensationalist, eschatological, and Christological: Jesus' offered feast is not accepted, proving those "chosen" (the Jews) were unworthy and thus cast out of the kingdom, their places taken by those previously cast out (gentiles). This and other such interpretations are based on form critical standards. Form critics try to place a parable in Jesus' or the evangelist's lifetime and read them from that point of view when Jewish Christians were obviously battling traditional Jews.
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For many are called, but few are chosen."
15: Then the Pharisees went and took counsel how to entangle him in his talk.
17: Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar, or not?"
18: But Jesus, aware of their malice, said, "Why put me to the test, you hypocrites?
19: Show me the money for the tax." And they brought him a coin.
20: And Jesus said to them, "Whose likeness and inscription is this?"
21: They said, "Caesar's." Then he said to them, "Render therefore to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's." "Render (give) unto Caesar" has become an idiom. The point is to trap Jesus into treason, but Jesus refuses to be trapped & speaks of 2 different worlds instead. (The issue is what kind of king Jesus is.)
36: "Teacher, which is the great commandment in the law?"
37: And he said to him, "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.
38: This is the great and first commandment.
39: And a second is like it, You shall love your neighbor as yourself.
40: On these two commandments depend all the law and the prophets."
41: Now while the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them a question,
42: saying, "What do you think of the Christ? Whose son is he?" They said to him, "The son of David."
43: He said to them, "How is it then that David, inspired by the Spirit, calls him Lord, saying,
44: `The Lord said to my Lord, Sit at my right hand, till I put thy enemies under thy feet'?
45: If David thus calls him Lord, how is he his son?"

Jesus quotes Psalm 110, a major messianc psalm, and rejects his own genealogy! He argues that King David, his ancestor, himself calls Jesus "Lord," so Jesus comes before and is greater than David.

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1: Jesus left the temple and was going away, when his disciples came to point out to him the buildings of the temple.
2: But he answered them, "You see all these, do you not? Truly, I say to you, there will not be left here one stone upon another, that will not be thrown down."
9: "Then they will deliver you up to tribulation, and put you to death; and you will be hated by all nations for my name's sake.

Here (v. 9) appears the motif of the "tribulation" (worldly trouble) to come before the Final Judgment.
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And then many will fall away, and betray one another, and hate one another.
 See Micah 7.
13: But he who endures to the end will be saved.
14: And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached throughout the whole world, as a testimony to all nations; and then the end will come.

Note the unviversalist strain ("to all nations").
15: "So when you see the desolating sacrilege spoken of by the prophet Daniel, standing in the holy place (let the reader understand),
16: then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains;

Jesus uses the notorious "abomination" of the Temple, which took place in 164 (placing a pig in the Temple) but gives it future meaning.
20: Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a sabbath.
Note that Jesus still observes the Jewish sabbath, or expects others to!
21: For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be.
29: "Immediately after the tribulation the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken;
30: then will appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory;

Refers to the "son of Man" image in Daniel.
31: and he will send out his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
34: Truly, I say to you, this generation will not pass away till these things take place.
35: Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.

<>V. 34 is the clearest statement that Jesus expected the end of the world in his lifetime. In v. 36 Jesus separates himself from the "Father":
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"But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only.
42: Watch therefore, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming.
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"Who then is the faithful and wise servant, whom his master has set over his household, to give them their food at the proper time?
46: Blessed is that servant whom his master when he comes will find so doing.

48: But if that wicked servant says to himself, `My master is delayed,'
49: and begins to beat his fellow servants, and eats and drinks with the drunken,
50: the master of that servant will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour he does not know,
51: and will punish him, and put him with the hypocrites; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.

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1: "Then the kingdom of heaven shall be compared to ten maidens who took their lamps and went to meet the bridegroom.
2: Five of them were foolish, and five were wise.
3: For when the foolish took their lamps, they took no oil with them;
4: but the wise took flasks of oil with their lamps.
5: As the bridegroom was delayed, they all slumbered and slept.
6: But at midnight there was a cry, `Behold, the bridegroom! Come out to meet him.'
7: Then all those maidens rose and trimmed their lamps.
8: And the foolish said to the wise, `Give us some of your oil, for our lamps are going out.'
9: But the wise replied, `Perhaps there will not be enough for us and for you; go rather to the dealers and buy for yourselves.'
10: And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came, and those who were ready went in with him to the marriage feast; and the door was shut.
11: Afterward the other maidens came also, saying, `Lord, lord, open to us.'
12: But he replied, `Truly, I say to you, I do not know you.'
13: Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour.
14: "For it will be as when a man going on a journey called his servants and entrusted to them his property;
15: to one he gave five talents, to another two, to another one, to each according to his ability. Then he went away.
16: He who had received the five talents went at once and traded with them; and he made five talents more.
17: So also, he who had the two talents made two talents more.
18: But he who had received the one talent went and dug in the ground and hid his master's money.
19: Now after a long time the master of those servants came and settled accounts with them.
20: And he who had received the five talents came forward, bringing five talents more, saying, `Master, you delivered to me five talents; here I have made five talents more.'
21: His master said to him, `Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a little, I will set you over much; enter into the joy of your master.'
22: And he also who had the two talents came forward, saying, `Master, you delivered to me two talents; here I have made two talents more.'
23: His master said to him, `Well done, good and faithful servant; you have been faithful over a little, I will set you over much; enter into the joy of your master.'
24: He also who had received the one talent came forward, saying, `Master, I knew you to be a hard man, reaping where you did not sow, and gathering where you did not winnow;
25: so I was afraid, and I went and hid your talent in the ground. Here you have what is yours.'
26: But his master answered him, `You wicked and slothful servant! You knew that I reap where I have not sowed, and gather where I have not winnowed?
27: Then you ought to have invested my money with the bankers, and at my coming I should have received what was my own with interest.
28: So take the talent from him, and give it to him who has the ten talents.
29: For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.
30: And cast the worthless servant into the outer darkness; there men will weep and gnash their teeth.'

<>From the parable above, we get the modern word "talent," which in the parable means money. Note in v. 31 another reference to the book of Daniel:
31: "When the Son of man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on his glorious throne.
32: Before him will be gathered all the nations, and he will separate them one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats,
33: and he will place the sheep at his right hand, but the goats at the left.
34: Then the King will say to those at his right hand, `Come, O blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world;
This is a key text: the elect and damned are judged not by what they do, but by what they do not do; and these standards all involve social charity, not theological issues such as affirming Jesus as Lord or church ritual:

35: for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me,
36: I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me.'
37: Then the righteous will answer him, `Lord, when did we see thee hungry and feed thee, or thirsty and give thee drink?
38: And when did we see thee a stranger and welcome thee, or naked and clothe thee?
39: And when did we see thee sick or in prison and visit thee?'
40: And the King will answer them, `Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me.'
41: Then he will say to those at his left hand, `Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels;
42: for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink,
43: I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.'
44: Then they also will answer, `Lord, when did we see thee hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to thee?'
45: Then he will answer them, `Truly, I say to you, as you did it not to one of the least of these, you did it not to me.'
46: And they will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

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6: Now when Jesus was at Bethany in the house of Simon the leper,
7: a woman came up to him with an alabaster flask of very expensive ointment, and she poured it on his head, as he sat at table.
8: But when the disciples saw it, they were indignant, saying, "Why this waste?
9: For this ointment might have been sold for a large sum, and given to the poor."
10: But Jesus, aware of this, said to them, "Why do you trouble the woman? For she has done a beautiful thing to me.
11: For you always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me.
12: In pouring this ointment on my body she has done it to prepare me for burial.
13: Truly, I say to you, wherever this gospel is preached in the whole world, what she has done will be told in memory of her."
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Then one of the twelve, who was called Judas Iscariot, went to the chief priests
15: and said, "What will you give me if I deliver him to you?" And they paid him thirty pieces of silver.
16: And from that moment he sought an opportunity to betray him.
17: Now on the first day of Unleavened Bread the disciples came to Jesus, saying, "Where will you have us prepare for you to eat the passover?"
18: He said, "Go into the city to a certain one, and say to him, `The Teacher says, My time is at hand; I will keep the passover at your house with my disciples.'"
19: And the disciples did as Jesus had directed them, and they prepared the passover.
20: When it was evening, he sat at table with the twelve disciples;
21: and as they were eating, he said, "Truly, I say to you, one of you will betray me."
22: And they were very sorrowful, and began to say to him one after another, "Is it I, Lord?"
23: He answered, "He who has dipped his hand in the dish with me, will betray me."
25: Judas, who betrayed him, said, "Is it I, Master?" He said to him, "You have said so."
26: Now as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed, and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, "Take, eat; this is my body."
27: And he took a cup, and when he had given thanks he gave it to them, saying, "Drink of it, all of you;
This is the New Covenant (New Testament), which ends the old Covenant of Blood with the perfect blood of Jesus. No animal could be equal to the sins of the world; only the perfect sacrifice could end the system of sacrifice. In the future, there will be a sacrifice of praise; a symbolic sacrifice of Communion.
28: for this is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins."
The symbolism of wine appears throughout both Old and New Testaments. In the Gospel of John, Jesus says, "I am the Vine." And the OT is compared to old wine, and the NT to new wine. Noah planted a vineyard after the Noachide Covenant. Jesus' first sign in the Gospel of John was turning water into wine for the wedding feast in Cana. The hymn in v. 30 was a Hallel (praise) psalm. In v. 31 Jesus quotes Zechariah:
30: And when they had sung a hymn, they went out to the Mount of Olives.
31: Then Jesus said to them, "You will fall away because of me this night; for it is written, `I will strike the shepherd, and the sheep of the flock will be scattered.'"
33: Peter declared to him, "Though they all fall away because of you, I will never fall away."
34: Jesus said to him, "Truly, I say to you, this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny me three times."
35: Peter said to him, "Even if I must die with you, I will not deny you." So said all the disciples.
36: Then Jesus went with them to a place called Gethsem'ane, and he said to his disciples, "Sit here, while I go yonder and pray."
37: And taking with him Peter and the two sons of Zeb'edee, he began to be sorrowful and troubled.
38: Then he said to them, "My soul is sorrowful, even to death; remain here, and watch with me."
The two most dedicated God-followers in the Bible, Jesus and Paul, did not have their prayers answered! God decides which prayers will help the individual in their spiritual life:
39: And going a little farther he fell on his face and prayed, "My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me; nevertheless, not as I will, but as thou wilt."
40: And he came to the disciples and found them sleeping; and he said to Peter, "So, could you not watch with me one hour?
41: Watch and pray that you may not enter into temptation; the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak."
42: Again, for the second time, he went away and prayed, "My Father, if this cannot pass unless I drink it, thy will be done."
43: And again he came and found them sleeping, for their eyes were heavy.
44: So, leaving them again, he went away and prayed for the third time, saying the same words.
45: Then he came to the disciples and said to them, "Are you still sleeping and taking your rest? Behold, the hour is at hand, and the Son of man is betrayed into the hands of sinners.
46: Rise, let us be going; see, my betrayer is at hand."
47: While he was still speaking, Judas came, one of the twelve, and with him a great crowd with swords and clubs, from the chief priests and the elders of the people.
48: Now the betrayer had given them a sign, saying, "The one I shall kiss is the man; seize him."
49: And he came up to Jesus at once and said, "Hail, Master!" And he kissed him.
50: Jesus said to him, "Friend, why are you here?" Then they came up and laid hands on Jesus and seized him.
51: And behold, one of those who were with Jesus stretched out his hand and drew his sword, and struck the slave of the high priest, and cut off his ear.
52: Then Jesus said to him, "Put your sword back into its place; for all who take the sword will perish by the sword.
53: Do you think that I cannot appeal to my Father, and he will at once send me more than twelve legions of angels?
54: But how then should the scriptures be fulfilled, that it must be so?" Then the disciples forsook him and fled.
Jesus is alone and becomes the model for individual suffering. Jesus becomes a type of the Individual.
59: Now the chief priests and the whole council sought false testimony against Jesus that they might put him to death,
60: but they found none, though many false witnesses came forward. At last two came forward
61: and said, "This fellow said, `I am able to destroy the temple of God, and to build it in three days.'"
62: And the high priest stood up and said, "Have you no answer to make? What is it that these men testify against you?"
63: But Jesus was silent. And the high priest said to him, "I adjure you by the living God, tell us if you are the Christ, the Son of God."
64: Jesus said to him, "You have said so. But I tell you, hereafter you will see the Son of man seated at the right hand of Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven."
Another reference to Daniel (v. 64).
65: Then the high priest tore his robes, and said, "He has uttered blasphemy. Why do we still need witnesses? You have now heard his blasphemy.
66: What is your judgment?" They answered, "He deserves death."
67: Then they spat in his face, and struck him; and some slapped him,
68: saying, "Prophesy to us, you Christ! Who is it that struck you?"
69: Now Peter was sitting outside in the courtyard. And a maid came up to him, and said, "You also were with Jesus the Galilean."
70: But he denied it before them all, saying, "I do not know what you mean."
71: And when he went out to the porch, another maid saw him, and she said to the bystanders, "This man was with Jesus of Nazareth."
72: And again he denied it with an oath, "I do not know the man."
73: After a little while the bystanders came up and said to Peter, "Certainly you are also one of them, for your accent betrays you."
74: Then he began to invoke a curse on himself and to swear, "I do not know the man." And immediately the cock crowed.
75: And Peter remembered the saying of Jesus, "Before the cock crows, you will deny me three times." And he went out and wept bitterly.
It is no accident that Jesus chose Peter to be the Rock of the church; Jesus knew that Peter was weak. Peter too, then, becomes a model for weak humanity, who, by faith, can become strong.

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3: When Judas, his betrayer, saw that Jesus was condemned, he repented and brought back the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and the elders,
4: saying, "I have sinned in betraying innocent blood." They said, "What is that to us? See to it yourself."
5: And throwing down the pieces of silver in the temple, he departed; and he went and hanged himself.
11: Now Jesus stood before the governor (Pontius Pilate); and the governor asked him, "Are you the King of the Jews?" Jesus said, "You have said so."
15: Now at the feast the governor was accustomed to release for the crowd any one prisoner whom they wanted.
16: And they had then a notorious prisoner, called Barab'bas.
17: So when they had gathered, Pilate said to them, "Whom do you want me to release for you, Barab'bas or Jesus who is called Christ?"
18: For he knew it was out of envy they had delivered him up.
19: Besides, while he was sitting on the judgment seat, his wife sent word to him, "Have nothing to do with that righteous man, for I have suffered much over him today in a dream."
20: Now the chief priests and the elders persuaded the people to ask for Barab'bas and destroy Jesus.
21: The governor again said to them, "Which of the two do you want me to release for you?" And they said, "Barab'bas."
22: Pilate said to them, "Then what shall I do with Jesus who is called Christ?" They all said, "Let him be crucified."
23: And he said, "Why, what evil has he done?" But they shouted all the more, "Let him be crucified."

Some scholars see an apology for Pilate here, since the evangelists (Gospel writers) could not offend or accuse the Roman government; so the Jews are put in a bad light, the Romans excused. V. 25 is one of the most notorious verses in the whole Bible, seeming to condemn all Jews in the future, the basis of antisemitism. Mel Gibson refused to delete the line in his film of this Gospel, but did delete the subtitle. (The line was spoken in church Latin, though the Bible is in Greek.)
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So when Pilate saw that he was gaining nothing, but rather that a riot was beginning, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd, saying, "I am innocent of this man's blood; see to it yourselves."
25: And all the people answered, "His blood be on us and on our children!"
26: Then he released for them Barab'bas, and having scourged Jesus, delivered him to be crucified.
27: Then the soldiers of the governor took Jesus into the praetorium, and they gathered the whole battalion before him.
28: And they stripped him and put a scarlet robe upon him,
29: and plaiting a crown of thorns they put it on his head, and put a reed in his right hand. And kneeling before him they mocked him, saying, "Hail, King of the Jews!"
30: And they spat upon him, and took the reed and struck him on the head.
31: And when they had mocked him, they stripped him of the robe, and put his own clothes on him, and led him away to crucify him.
32: As they went out, they came upon a man of Cyre'ne, Simon by name; this man they compelled to carry his cross.
33: And when they came to a place called Gol'gotha (which means the place of a skull),
34: they offered him wine to drink, mingled with gall; but when he tasted it, he would not drink it.
35: And when they had crucified him, they divided his garments among them by casting lots;
36: then they sat down and kept watch over him there.
37: And over his head they put the charge against him, which read, "This is Jesus the King of the Jews."
38: Then two robbers were crucified with him, one on the right and one on the left.
45: Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land until the ninth hour.
46: And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eli, Eli, la'ma sabach-tha'ni?" that is, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?"

<>This is the first line of the so-called Passion Psalm (22), but other verses are referred to in this Passion scene. The reference to the "sixth hour" means noon, because Jews counted from 6 a.m., thus fulfilling Amos' prophecy about "darkness at noon."
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And behold, the curtain of the temple was torn in two, from top to bottom; and the earth shook, and the rocks were split;
A symbolic act, meaning the Temple era is over; a New Law has replaced the Old Law (Covenant).
<>52: the tombs also were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised,
53: and coming out of the tombs after his resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many.
54: When the centurion and those who were with him, keeping watch over Jesus, saw the earthquake and what took place, they were filled with awe, and said, "Truly this was the Son of God!"
55: There were also many women there, looking on from afar, who had followed Jesus from Galilee, ministering to him;
56: among whom were Mary Mag'dalene, and Mary the mother of James and Joseph, and the mother of the sons of Zeb'edee.
57: When it was evening, there came a rich man from Arimathe'a, named Joseph, who also was a disciple of Jesus.
58: He went to Pilate and asked for the body of Jesus. Then Pilate ordered it to be given to him.
59: And Joseph took the body, and wrapped it in a clean linen shroud,
60: and laid it in his own new tomb, which he had hewn in the rock; and he rolled a great stone to the door of the tomb, and departed.
61: Mary Mag'dalene and the other Mary were there, sitting opposite the sepulchre.
62: Next day, that is, after the day of Preparation, the chief priests and the Pharisees gathered before Pilate
63: and said, "Sir, we remember how that impostor said, while he was still alive, `After three days I will rise again.'
64: Therefore order the sepulchre to be made secure until the third day, lest his disciples go and steal him away, and tell the people, `He has risen from the dead,' and the last fraud will be worse than the first."
65: Pilate said to them, "You have a guard of soldiers; go, make it as secure as you can."
66: So they went and made the sepulchre secure by sealing the stone and setting a guard.
There must have been gossip that the Resurrection was a plot; so the Gospel writer wishes to make clear that this could not be so, since there was a Roman guard over Jesus' tomb.

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1: Now after the sabbath, toward the dawn of the first day of the week, Mary Mag'dalene and the other Mary went to see the sepulchre.
2: And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven and came and rolled back the stone, and sat upon it.
3: His appearance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow.
4: And for fear of him the guards trembled and became like dead men.
5: But the angel said to the women, "Do not be afraid; for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified.
6: He is not here; for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay.
7: Then go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and behold, he is going before you to Galilee; there you will see him."
8: So they departed quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to tell his disciples.
9: And behold, Jesus met them and said, "Hail!" And they took hold of his feet and worshiped him.

It's important that Jesus rise in body, not just in spirit; hence v. 9. The nature of the resurrection has been disputed. A distinction is held between a physical and a bodily resurrection: a physical resurrection suggests the earthly body, but a bodily resurrection suggests in the form of a new heavenly body, as St. Paul says.
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Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid; go and tell my brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see me."
16: Now the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain to which Jesus had directed them.
18: And Jesus came and said to them, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
19: Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
20: teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, to the close of the age."
The Gospel ends on a note of universalism and trust: "make disciples of all nations" and "I am with you always." This is called "The Great Commission."


Christology

The Parables (A Summary) For May 2008

55 PARABLES OF JESUS
*A TOPICAL SUMMARY*

The following is a topical list of 55 parables in the New Testament. Counting parables depends on whether parallel parables of different Gospels are included and the issue of whether a simple simile or metaphor ("You are the salt of the earth") is a parable. Some scholars limit the number to 33, others to about a hundred. I have tried to simplify their types; but the parables are richer than summaries suggest (I have given simple readings). Their richness is clear with frequent study. I would like to suggest a CDE mmenomic (memory aid) to read the parables: Christological readings of the parables (whether a character, like murdered son in the parable of the vineyard, stands for Jesus) or Dispensationalist readings (whether Jesus is teaching the end of Israel as God's Chosen People), and Eschatological interpretations (whether Jesus is preaching an imminent [near] Judgment) are contested but implied. Each parable below is coded accordingly, but other readings are possible.

   1. Lost Coin Lk 15:8-10: A woman cares more for a lost coin than her other coins; so God cares more for the lost than the righteous. D
    2. Lost Sheep Mt 18:12-14; Lk 15:3-7: The shepherd (God or Jesus) cares more for one lost sheep than all the others. D
    3.
Prodigal Son Lk 15:11-32: The sinner is welcomed back, to the envy of his "righteous" brother. God embraces Jews and Gentiles. D
    4.
Two Sons Mt 21:28-32: Those who have the Law but do not do the Law are less righteous than those who have no Law but obey God's will. D
    5. New Cloth on Old Garments Mt 9:16; Mk 2:21; Lk 5:36: The New Promise cannot be added to the Old Law. D
    6. New Wine in Old Wineskins Mt 9:17; Mk 2:22; Lk 5:37: Same as above. New wine will break old wineskins, so the old must be replaced. D
    7. Householder Mt 13:52: The householder values the new in his home as well as the old; the New Covenant should be valued along with the Old. D
    8. Feast Mt 22:2-14; Lk 14:16-24: Invited guests refuse a free feast, so outsiders are invited instead. God's Chosen People refused God's Promise, so it's given to outsiders (Gentiles). D, C
    9.
Tenants Mt 21:33-45; Mk 12:1-12; Lk 20:9-19: Tenants refuse to give the fruit of a vineyard to its owner and kill his son, so the vineyard is taken away. The Son is Jesus; the vineyard is Israel. D, C
    10. Rich Man and Lazarus Lk 16:19-31: Those rich in the Law may not see God, while the poor will. D
    11. Lowest seat at the meal Lk 14:7-11: Those who think they have a right to God's favors at the feast are told to step down, while the humble sinner is told to step up. D
    12. Workers in the Vineyard Mt 20:1-16: All workers are paid the same regardless how long they worked. God's gift is unearned and freely given; God embraces those who found him late as completely as those who found him early. (The "eleventh hour," meaning near the end, comes from this parable. But "eleventh" in Jewish reckoning meant 5 p.m., not 11 p.m.) E
    13. Unmerciful Servant Mt 18:23-34: We must imitate God's mercy in order to receive it. In this sense, God's Kingdom has already begun. E
    14. Barren Fig Tree Lk 13:6-9: A tree must show fruit or be cut down. Same with those who have the Law. D
    15. Good Samaritan Lk 10:30-37: Those outside God's Law are more righteous than those who have the Law. D
    16. Two Debtors Lk 7:41-43: The sinner loves God more than those who practice the Law. D
    17. Children in the Marketplace Mt 11:16-19; Lk 1:31-35 Jewish leaders reject John and Jesus because one's too strict, the other too gentle; but wisdom is proved by its fruits. D
    18. Pharisee and Tax Collector Lk 18:9-14 The sinful taxman is elected over the righteous Pharisee. E
   
19. Divided Kingdom. Mk 3:22-27; Mt 12:22-30; Lk 11:14-23 In 
binding Satan, the New Law replaces the Old; but the New Law must be established, or Satan and his friends will return stronger. E
   
20. The True Vine Jn 15:1-8 Jesus, not Israel, is the true vine. One of 7 "I Am" sayings in the Gospel of John, not often listed among the parables. D


    21. Dragnet Mt 13:47-50 In God's time, bad fish will be separated from the good. E
    22. Sheep and Goats Mt 25:31-33 In God's time, sheep will be separated from goats. E
    23. Sower Mt 13:3-23; Mk 4:2-20; Lk 8:4-15 God's word bears fruit only when it's practiced. D
    24. Mustard Seed Mt 13:31,32; Mk 4:30-32; Lk 13:18-19 Like the tiny mustard seed, God's Kingdom is small now but soon will grow.E
    25.
Leaven Mt 13:33; Lk 13:20, 21 A little faith/preaching affects a whole group. E
    26. Fig Tree Mt 24:32-44; Mk 13:28-32; Lk 21:29-33 Like the fig tree, God's grace shows fruit in season. E
    27. Weeds Mt 13:24-30; 36-43 Weeds will be destroyed in God's harvest. E
    28. Growing Seed Mk 4:26-29 Like plants grow without our knowing, God's work takes place without our knowing. E

    29. Tower Lk 14:28-30 We must be prepared for our work, whether building a tower or building God's Kingdom. E
    30. War Lk 14:31-32 We must count the cost of God's kingdom. E
    31. Unworthy Servants Lk 17:7-10 The least we can do is serve God. C
    32. Salt of the Earth Mt 5:13 Mk  9:50 If we don't fight for God's kingdom, we're good for nothing, like salt without flavor. C, E
    33. Pearl Mt 13:45-46 God's kingdom is worth all we have. C
  
  34. Eye and Hand Mt 5:29-30, Mk 9:43-48. An eye or hand is worth God's kingdom. A controversial parable, typical of Jesus' provocative ("scandalous") teaching. E

    35. Treasure Mt 13:44 All we have is worth God's treasure. C

    36. Lamp Mt 5:14-16; Mk 4:21-22; Lk 8:16-17; Lk 11:33-36 If you believe, preach it. C
    37. Friend Lk 11:5-13 If worldly people answer our requests, how much more will God. E
    38. Widow Lk 18:1-8 If unjust judges give justice when repeatedly asked, how much more will a just God. E

    39. Cursed Fig Tree Mt 21:18-22, Mk 11:12-25 More a symbolic action than a parable: the tree that has leaves but no fruit (laws but no obedience) is cursed. In Mark this symbolically precedes Jesus' Cleansing of the Temple. D
   
40. Dogs and Pigs Mt 7:6 "Don't throw pearls before swine" is one of the more famous of Jesus' sayings. One meaning is: "Don't preach to those who have no faith and are therefore deaf to God's word." D
 
   41. A Tree and Its Fruits Mt 12:33 Lk 6:43-45 A tree is judged by its fruits; God's people are judged by their deeds. D
   
42. Blind Leading the Blind Lk 6:39 Mt 15:14 The unrighteous cannot teach righteousness. D
   
43. Lilies of the Field Mt 6:28-34 True faith shows as trust in God. E


Eschatological parables:
    44. Wise and Wicked Servants Mt 24:45-51; Lk 12:42-48 God will come unexpectedly and reward his good servants and punish the bad ones. E

    45. Closed Door Lk 13:25-30 If you hesitate, God's door may be shut in your face. E
    46. Wise Servant Lk 12:35-40 The wise prepare for God. E
    47. Going to Court Mt 5:25-26 Lk 12:57-59 Do what is just before we face the judge (God). E
    48. Rich Fool Lk 12:16-21 "You can't take it with you,"and it's foolish to live as if you can. E
    49. Thief Mt 24:42-44 God will come like a thief, so be ready. E
    50. Strong Foundation Mt 7:24-27; Lk 6:47-49 When Judgment comes, be sure you can stand before God in righteousness. E
    51. Shrewd Manager Lk 16:1-13 Use the ways of this world for good purpose. E
    52. Ten Virgins Mt 25:1-13 Those not ready when God comes will be sorry. E
    53. Watchful Porter Mk 13:33-37 The wise watch for the arrival of God. E
    54. Pounds Lk 19:11-27 God has a right to the fruits of your life; and if you disown God he'll disown you. E
    55. Talents Mt 25:14-30 Make use of what God gives, even if it's little, because God has a right to the fruits of your work. E

Home Listening 5 May 2008

THE WRIGHT STUFF
Home Listening 5 May 2008


    Click on slide show, view the broadcast, then answer the following questions.
    1. What is the last thing you want if you're Barack Obama?
    2. What is Jeremiah Wright revisiting?
    3. What did Bill Clinton have 16 years ago that nearly torpedoed his campagin?
    4. Who is doing a veritable media blitz?
    5. What is his tone?
    6. How many years in the military did Wright serve?
    7. Why was the media making a fool of itself?
What does Wright feel attacks on him are really attacks on?
    8. What caused Wright's frustration?
    9. How many people attended the meeting at the Detroit NAACP?
    10. According to him, who has Wright been running for a long, long time?
    11. According to Wright, which people are right-brain subject-oriented in their learning style according to Wright?
    12. In which midwest US state will there be another hotly contested primary?
    13. What is the relationship between Wright and Barack Obama?

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Gospel of Matthew: Songs Week of 29 April 2008

GOSPEL OF MATTHEW
Songs Week of 29 April 2008


ONE SOLITARY LIFE
Here was a man: a man who was born in a small village: the son of a peasant woman.  He grew up in another small village. Until he reached the age of 30, he worked as a carpenter.  Then for 3 years, he was a traveling minister.  But he never traveled more than 200 miles from where he was born and where he did go, he usually walked.   He never held political office, he never wrote a book, never bought a home, never had a family, he never went to college and he never set foot inside a big city. Yes, here was a man though he never did one of the things usually associated with greatness.  He had no credentials but himself. He had nothing to do with this world except through the divine purpose that brought him to this world.  While he was still a young man the tide of popular opinion turned against him. Most of his friends ran away; one of them denied him, one of them betrayed him and turned him over to his enemies. Then he went through the mockery of a trial and was nailed to a cross between two thieves.  And even while he was dying his executioners gambled for the only piece of property that he had in this world and that was his robe, his purple robe.  When he was dead, he was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave provided by compassionate friends. More than 19 centuries have come and gone and today he’s the centerpiece of the human race, our leader in the column to human destiny. I think I am well within the mark when I say that all of the armies that ever marched, all of the navies that ever sailed the seas, all of the legislative bodies that ever sat, and all of the kings that ever reigned, all of them put together have not affected the life of man on this earth so powerfully as that one solitary life.  Here was a man!

PUER NATUS
A famous Gregorian chant on the birth of Jesus, performed here in authentic and New Age styles.

GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN
This famous Afro-American Christmas spiritual allows the student to compare two musical styles of equal beauty:
Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere, go tell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ is born!

WOULD THEY LOVE HIM DOWN IN SHREVEPORT?
Each Jesus speaks for an age, as each age speaks for Jesus. The problem is we mdoerns have moved from a low christology (Jesus as Isaiah's Suffering Servant) to a high christology (Jesus as Divine companion granting our wishes). In this sense Jesus is, as he's called in Andrew Lloyd-Webber's first musical, a "superstar." Yet tt's a commonplace that if Jesus did come back, he'd be hated and killed all over again, especially by those who have safe images of him pasted on their walls. This point is made by country singer, George Jones, who reminds us that Jesus had long hair, was a Jew and a Palestinian, hung around with misfits, and had values few share today, any more than they did when Jesus lived.
If they saw him riding in, long hair flying in the wind, would they love him down in Shreveport today? If they heard he was a Jew and a Palestinian too, would they love him down in Nashville today? If they saw him talk with ease up to the junkies, drunks, and thieves, would they love him out in Wichita today? Would the rich men think it funny, if he said give up your money? Would they love him p on Wall Stree today?  If he made the wine to water, gave it to their sons and daughters, what would the folks in Salt Lake City say? If he talked of brotherhood as he walked their neighborhood, would they love him up in Boston today? Oh, if he said love those who use you and forigve those who abuse you. If he turned the other cheek , what would they say? Would you laugh and call him crazy and then send him on his way, if he walked right into your town today? Oh, would you laugh and call him crazy and then send him on his way, if he walked right in to your town today?

JESUS CHRIST
The same message as the above, by the legendary folksinger and songwriter, Woody Guthrie ("This Land Is Your Land"), making Jesus into a communist at a time (1930s) when people feared communists!
Jesus Christ was a man that traveled through the land, hardworking man and brave, he said to the rich give your goods to the poor, so they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. Yes Jesus was a man, a carpenter by hand, his followers true and brave, one dirty coward called Judas Iscariot has laid Jesus Christ in his grave. He went to the preacher, he went to the sheriff, told them all the same, sell all of your jewelry and give it to the poor so they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. When Jesus come to town the working folks around believed what he did say, the bankers and the preachers they nailed him on the cross and they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. Now the working people followed him around singing shouting gay. But the cops and soldiers nailed him in the air, and they laid Jesus Christ in his grave. Well the people held their breath when they heard about his death, everybody wondered why, it was the landlord and the soldiers that he hired that nailed Jesus Christ in the sky. This song was made in New York City of rich men and preachers and slaves, if Jesus were to preach like he preached in Galilee they would lay Jesus Christ in his grave. Yes Jesus was a man and a carpenter by hand, his followers true and brave, one dirty coward named Judas Iscariot has laid poor Jesus in his grave.

GO IN THE WILDERNESS
"Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil." Matthew 4:1
If you want to find Jesus go in the wilderness (x) leaning on the Lord. If you want to be a Christian, go in the wildernes (x) leaning on the Lord.
THE ANGELS KEEP A-WATCHING OVER ME
"Jesus said to him, 'Away from me, Satan! For it is written, "Worship the Lord your God and serve him only."' Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him." Matthew 4:10-11
The careful reader of the Bible will realize that faith must come before God's help, not after God's help, as in the verses above. In fact, Jesus never heals anyone unless they have faith first: "Go, your faith has made you whole." The angels protect Jesus only after Jesus shows faith in the commandment of Deuteronomy 6:13. This is understood in the Oscar-wining song from
Prince of Egypt too:
"There can be miracles when you believe."

All night, all day, the angels keep a-watching over me.

"You are the light of the world. A city set on a hill cannot be hid.
Isaian influence here. Nor do men light a lamp and put it under a bushel, but on a stand, and it gives light to all in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and give glory to your Father who is in heaven." Matthew 5:14-16

The light, like the Word (God's commandments) must be made flesh to be seen and heard. The light motif begins in Genesis where God separates the light from the darkness and continues to the end of the Bible in the book of Revelation, where there is no night. Isaiah's command to "arise and shine" is echoed in the Gospels, where Jesus is now the light of the world. (See Isaiah 60:1: "Arise, shine, for your light has come. . . ."; and Malachi 4:2: "sun of righteousness.") The light motif shines especially clear in the opening verses of the Gospel of John and in one of the seven I AM sayings in that Gospel: "I am the light of the world." There are many Gospel songs and spirituals based on this motif. The following is a Gregorian hymn. Aine Minogue recorded a New Age version of this chant. Beginning with R&B singer Ray Charles, some Gospel songs became secular (non-religious) songs, as can be heard in Chuck Berry's Rock 'n' Roll version of "This Little Light of Mine" as "My Little Love Light."

CHRIST THE REDEEMER
Jesus, thou Joy of loving hearts Thou Fount of Truth, Thou light of men
Surpassing all joys and all desires.
SHINE ON ME
Shine on, oh shine on me, let the light from the lighthouse let it shine on me (x). Lord have mercy, let it shine on me, let the light from the lighthouse let is shine on me.
SHINE FOR JESUS
When the clouds hanging low (shine shine shine) and you know not where to go (shine for Jesus), take your burdens to the Lord, you can take him at his word, say a prayer everyday, Shine when troubles shake you, shine when friends forsake all the way everyday there's a crown awaiting, shine when foes assail you shine when others fail you keep your eyes on Jesus and shine shine shine.
I SAW THE LIGHT
I'm going back to my praying ground, I'm going to give the Devil one more round, you know that I, hallelujah I, you know that I, yes I, I said I, it was so beautiful,  yes I saw the light! There ain't one thing I done wrong I was thinking about it once too long, speaking about it one day too long. I said I, won't be still, and let me do my Master's will, you know I, thank God I, Amen I! the worst I felt, my heart would melt. I said I, every day of my life I'm going back to my old praying ground. I love Jesus he's my all. I said I, you know I, Hallelujah I! I said hallelujah! It was so grand, you know I, in the morning I!
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE
This little light of mine are you going to let it shine are you going to let it shine (x) let it shine, let it shine, let it shine.
MY LITTLE LOVE-LIGHT
This little love light of mine are you going to let it shine (x) let it shine (x). With your arms wrapped around me are you going to let it shine?

HE'S MY LIGHT
He's my light The man of Galilee And I know He's got his arm around me I'm glad to say That his love is ever true How I and mine Are his possesions And he'll forgive All my transgressions He died for me Like no other could do He's my light My guiding light I don't have to worry Day or night By his light He makes my pathway bright All the way Each step of the way Oh he paid that awful price That I might have A right to the Tree of Life And I shall dwell with him Forever He is my light Oh, my guiding light.

TE LUCIS ANTE TERMINUM
A Catholic chant sung at compline (evening prayer).
To thee before the close of day, Creator of the world, we pray that with your favor, you be our guard and keeper now.

DONE FOUND MY LOST SHEEP
"These twelve Jesus sent out, charging them, 'Go nowhere among the Gentiles, and enter no town of the Samaritans, but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.'"
Matthew 10:5-6

Done found my lost sheep (x) hallelujah!

LILY OF THE VALLEY
Images of Jesus based on the traditional religious reading of the Song of Songs:
I never shall forget that day when Jesus washed my sins away. He's a lily of the valley, he's the white rose of Sharon. He said I am the great I AM, I am the root of Abraham! I am the bright and morning star!

TWO LITTLE FISHES AND FIVE LOAVES OF BREAD
They said to him, "We have only five loaves here and two fish." And he said, "Bring them here to me." Then he ordered the crowds to sit down on the grass; and taking the five loaves and the two fish he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and broke and gave the loaves to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the crowds.
Matthew 14:17-19

The famous story of the feeding of the multitudes, which occurs in all the gospels and twice in Matthew. Again Jesus surpasses Moses:
A crowd of people went out into the desert to listen to what the good Lord said, all day long they heard the good Lord's word then they got hungry and had to be fed on only two little fishes and five loaves of bread. The good Lord stood up, told his disciples to bring him the loaves of bread instead, bring the fishes by and let him try a little idea that he had his head about those two little fishes and five loaves of bread. Hear what I say if we could all love one another then the world would be fed on only two little fishes and five loaves of bread.

HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW
A classic gospel song based on Matthew 10:29: "Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one will fall to the ground apart from the will of your Father."
Why should I feel discouraged? Why should the shadows come? Why should my heart feel lonely and long for a heavenly home? When Jesus is my portion, my constant friend is he. His eye is on the sparrow and I know he watches me. His eye is on the sparrow and I know he watches me.

THE LORD'S PRAYER
"Pray then like this: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name" (Matthew 6:9).
Also known, by its opening words, as the "Our Father" (or, in Latin, the Pater Noster) this is the most famous prayer among Christians and appears in Matthew and Luke, though it is misnamed because it's really the prayer Jesus gives for his disciples to say. There are numerous song settings of this prayer, including Gospel versions, a West Indian version that became popular during the 1960s, a Rock 'n' Roll version that became a big hit fo an Australian num in the 1970s, and many jazz settings, including those by Duke Ellington, Mary Lou Williams, and Vince Guaraldi, famous for his jazz scores for the Peanuts television specials and for his Christmas standard, "Christmastime Is Here." The most standard setting is by Malotte, recorded by hundreds of artists, from Mahalia Jackson to Pat Boone and Mario Lanza.
Our father which [who] art in Heaven hallowed be thy name, Thy kingdom come, Lord, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil for thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever Amen.

PEACE, BE STILL
"And when they got into the boat, the wind ceased. And those in the boat worshiped him, saying, 'Truly you are the Son of God.'"
This gospel song, like the text (Matthew 8:23-27), goes back to Genesis, where God makes the sea and calls it "good," as in Psalm 89: "You rule over the surging sea; when its waves mount up, you still them" (v. 9). In the same Psalm, God promises David, "I will set his right hand over the sea" (v. 25). The main point is that God commands the sea; by commanding the sea, Jesus shows he is God:

"Master, the tempest is raging!  Oh, the billows are tossing high! The sky is o'ershadowed with blackness.  No shelter or hope is nigh [near]. "

SAID HE WOULD
The verses above are used as a foundation for perfect faith.
He calmed the ocean, my Lord, oh he said he would, he said he would calm the raging sea, said he would, said he would.


TOUCH THE HEM OF HIS GARMENT
And a woman who had suffered from a hemorrhage for twelve years came up behind him and touched the fringe of his garment; for she said to herself, "If I only touch his garment, I shall be made well." Jesus turned, and seeing her he said, "Take heart, daughter; your faith has made you well." And instantly the woman was made well."
Matthew 9:20-22
(These verses refer to the fringes or tassels commanded by NUMBERS 15:38f. Jesus, as a Jew, observed that commandment.)
Sam Cooke's self-penned, "Touch the Hem of His Garment" is an example of how gospel songs come straight from the Bible, in this case the story of the woman who can't stop her bleeding (Matthew 9:20-22). Like later Gospel singers, Cooke crossed over into pop music and is credited with inventing Soul music:

Oh, there was a woman in the Bible days. She had been sick, sick so very long. But she heard that Jesus was passing by, so she joined the gathering throng. and while she was pushing her way through, someone asked her, "What are you trying to do?" She said, "If I could just touch the hem of his garment I know I'll be made whole." She cried, "Oh, Lord, oh, Lord," [and] said, "If I could just touch the hem of his garment, I know I'll be made whole."
     Oh, she spent her money here and there, until she had no, had no more to spare. The doctors they done all they could, but their medicine would do no good. When she touched him, the Savior didn't see, but still he turned around and cried, "Somebody touched me." She said, "It was I who just want to touch the hem of your garment. I know I'll be made whole right now." She stood there, cryng "Oh, oh, I know, Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord." [She] said, "If I could just touch the hem of your garment, I know I'll be made whole right now."

Film for 2 May 2008

WAY DOWN EAST

THE SCHEDULED FILM for Friday 2 May 2008 is the silent film classic, Way Down East (1920), by D. W. Griffith, often called the "father" of film grammar. Although Griffith was not the first to use intercutting, close-ups, parallel editing, continuity editing, and naturalistic acting, he was the first to do so for dramatic effect and artistic design.
    The film also allows an appreciation of one of the greatest silent film stars, Lillian Gish, as well as Richard Barthelmess, for a few years one of the most popular leading men.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Pair Work for Week of 29 April 2008 (Fixes some typos)

Pair Work for the week of 29 April 2008

FOR THE WEEK of 29 April 2008, prepare pair work based on the TomKat newscast that has been assigned for home listening. Your conversation should include as much of the vocabulary in the broadcast (below) as possible. Note: the discussion need not focus on Cruise and Holmes but celebrity gossip in general. Here are some model phrases and sentences you might use based on that vocabulary:

ridiculous
    "It's ridiculous that people gossip so much about celebrities."

predicting
    "We spend too much time predicting which couples will break up, who will get divorced, or who will be the next celebrity in rehab."
(*rehab=short for "rehabilitation," also the title of a recent hit by Amy Winehouse.)

celebrated
    "The media celebrated their wedding."

tabloid magazine
    "You can't believe what you read in the tabloids."

obsession
    "We have an obsession with famous people, which can be unhealthy."

syndicated radio
    "Syndicated radio programs spend too much time on celebrity gossip."
    "'Peanuts' is a syndicated cartoon published in our English language newspaper in Taiwan."
    "It's a syndicated program that can be seen at 5 p.m. in Taiwan and at 9 a.m. in Japan."
    "He's a syndicated columnist and his columns appear in two hundred newspapers around the world."

cult
    "Some call Tom Cruise's religion a cult. Here in Taiwan we have our cults too, such as. . . . "

guys
    "I disagree with you guys" (once used only for men, "guys" is now used for women too).

cover story
    "I bought the new issue of Elle with a cover story on Paris Hilton!"

pronouncing
    "The media is always pronouncing the end of a celebrity's marriage."

sinister
    "The press always sees something sinister in everything a movie star does."

puts us off
    "I think happiness in famous people puts us off. We enjoy it when powerful people fail."

Scientology
    "Can you tell me something about Scientology? What kind of religion is it?"

miserable
    "When famous people feel miserable it makes some people happy."

like a robot
    "She's doped up all the time and talks like a robot." ("doped up"=on drugs.)

plays into the fears we have
    "Celebrity gossip plays into the fears we have about failure."

they were done
    "I thought they were done as a couple when she caught him cheating but they got back together again."

doomed to fail
    "Some couples are so mismatched they're doomed to fail."

over the top
    (=exaggerated) "His behavior was so over the top, his fans always suspected him of being on drugs."

suspicious
    "Fans get suspicious if their idol goes out on a date even once."

mystique
    "Despite her drug problems, Amy Winehouse has a mystique about her."

doom and gloom
    "We love to read juicy gossip in the doom and gloom fanzines."
("Fanzine" is a blend word, like "brunch," made up of "breakfast" and "lunch." "Fanzine" combines "fan" and "magazine" into one word.)

scenarios
    "There are two scenarios for him: either he's arrested for drugs or he dies of an overdose."

secretive
    "Some Hollywood stars are very secretive about their romances."

let many people inside
    "Some celebrities don't let too many people inside their private lives."

live with it
    "He made a public mistake and now he's got to live with it." "There's a lot of bad press about him, but he can live with it." (Note the phrase is used in two different ways: positive and negative.)

deal with it
    "He knows how to deal with the media."

allegations
    "There have been many allegations about his affairs with married women."

bug him
    "He doesn't let the bad publicity bug him."

take it lying down
    "She's not about to take the libel lying down. Her lawyer just filed a libel suit against the magazine."

theory
    "One theory is he married her just for the publicity."

buying the relationship
    "Many of his fans aren't buying the relationship with that actress. They think it's just a show to prove he's a manly lover."

psychological terms
    "In psychological terms, he has a narcissistic personality disorder, so he can never be satisfied with just one woman."

fabulous lives
    "The fabulous lives of the rich and famous fascinate many people."

where it's at
    "People are trying to figure out where he's at."

portrayed
    "She's portrayed in the press as a gold digger."

a little bit negative
    "The press was only a little bit negative about the wedding reception."

shoddy lives
    "People who live dull or shoddy lives worship the rich and famous."

opened up
    "She opened up a little and started discussing her divorce."

anxiety
    "Her anxiety over her weight caused her to take drugs."

speculating
    "His fans are speculating when Michael Jackson will release another album."

casting aspersions
    "The magazine cast aspersions against the actor, saying he was temperamental and caused delays during filming of the movie."

took a toll
    "The drugs and gossip took a toll on her life and she died young."

identify with
    "Fans identify with their idols so much some try to kill themselves if their idol killed himself."

overly self-aware
    "She's not overly self-aware of her behavior."

add something into the mix
    "The new baby added something into the mix of their marriage."

toxic
    "Sometimes constant intimacy can be toxic."

creeping into the relationship
    "There's a sense of boredom creeping into their relationship."

emulate
    "He wanted to emulate his idol and he died young."

too controlling
    "Fans think he's too controlling of her life."

we personalize it
    "Fans tend to personalize each public fact about an idol's life."

ecstatic
    "She should be ecstatic since she just won the Oscar."

something going on
    "There must be something going on between them, since they've been seen together for nearly two weeks."



Home Listening Quiz, due 29 April 2008

TOMKAT

Click on the slideshow above, view the video, then answer the following questions:

    1. What is every tabloid magazine predicting?
    2. How long have they been married?
    3. According to the psychologist, what puts people off about Tom Cruise?
    4. What according to Ken Baker has everyone been saying ever since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got together?
    5. According to Ken Baker, does Tom Cruise pay attention to this gossip?
    6. What is Tom Cruise's religion?
    7. What according to Ken Baker, what do Tom and Kate have to do in order to live and survive?
    8. What according to Ryan Phillippe damaged his relationship and marriage to Reese Witherspoon?
    9. Why, according to Ken Baker, do celebrity couples change their lives?
    10. Why so much speculation about Katie Holmes' happiness according to the psychologist?
    11. How, according to the psychologist, should Kate Holmes feel because she's married to an amazing movie star?